Seraphim6496

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Last Login: 01/11/2012 8:27 pm

Registered: 03/26/2008

Gender: Male

Location: in the deep dark abyss of my mind.....its dark.....and cold.....and it echoes when i talk,

Birthday: 06/30/1993

Occupation: i am a terrible suicide bomber.... im so bad im still alive...... i guess thats a good thing

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Ok the first thing you should know about me... I'm weird. You knew that, but this is more specific. Any time I want to talk to someone, I end up getting paranoid, thinking I just annoy the crap out of them. So... yeah. thats why I dont really initiate conversation... I always end up thinking Im just annoying the person I talk to. ok? ok.

Also, If ever do anything to piss you off, I want you to come you me about it. Dont just not talk to me, I wont know anythings wrong. Yes, Im that stupid. PLus it ticks me off when people complain to other people if they're pissed at me. so if I make you angry then come to me about it and we'll tre to fix it.

now on to other matters

i like horrific things like vampires, werewolves and zombies (oh, my! ..... hey come on, is thing on? *taps mic* man, whats a guy gotta do to get a laugh around here? (that was me trying to be funny, i dont think i am tho))
im in freaking love with music (the kind thats actually good, ask wat i think bad music is)
for anything else ask my friends they could probly tell you better that i could
Now for odd proverbs and sayings I have made up or heard somewhere.


100%: chance that America is run by complete morons; 98%: population of America that are complete morons; 0%: chance that what I want to happen to myself will actually happen --me

it went poof. -me,

You cant fix stupid. -Ron "Tater Salad" White,

You like Francis Bacon? No I like Jimmy Dean. -Brian Regan,

Right now we have Pope John Paul, before him we had Pope John, next were gonna have Pope John Paul George, and we all know where this is goin, after him theres Pope John Paul George Ringo. He;s gonna get high and write songs about "submarines" and St. Mary. -Eddie Izzard,

You see it all the time, Good love that wont last. And usually its too late when you, realize what you had... Hold on loosely, but dont let go. If you cling to tightly; youre gonna lose control. Your baby needs someone to believe in, and a whole lot of space to breathe
in... -Hold on Loosely, 38 Special,

Im just a poor boy nobody loves me, Hes just a poor bot from a poor family ... -Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen

I'd rather be silent and be thought stupid, then speak and have it be known. -not real sure

HMMM. many moons ago thousands of chikens roamed this land. -Bill Engvall

"...feel as tho nobody cares if I live or die..." --Breaking the Law, Judas Priest

"That deaf, dumb, and blind kid: sure plays a mean pinball" --Pinball Wizard, the Who

Funny Wedding Names: Filler-Quick, Fillinger-Goode, Busch-Graber, MacDonald-Berger, Traylor-Hooker, Poore-Sapp, Beaver-Wetter, McMaster-Bates, Wang-Holder, Hardy-Harr, Looney-Warde, Little-Gay, Drilling-Cousin, Partee-Moore, Moore-Bacon, Wendt-Adaway, Dunnam-Favors, Gowen-Geter, Butts-McCrakken, Wacker-Dailey,

"...
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you

No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

When my fist clenches, crack it open
Before I use it and lose my cool..." --Behind Blue Eyes, the Who

"Paybacks a b***h, lifes a Son of that b***h, and irony is their b*****d-child" --me

Ever notice that "the" and "IRS" splells "theirs"? --not real sure
where

Ever notice that if you take aprt therapist you get "the rapist"? -- not sure bout that either

"Shes at that age where she only thnks about one thing." "Boys?" "Homicide" --the Adams Family Values

light is just darkness colored differently.
--me, who is Teej, Teegers, TeeGee, Tij, and any other nickname u can get with TJ.

"women are like motorcycles. They're both unstable, and mess up just alittle bit, they hurtcha bad." --Bill Engvall

Don't look back. whats done is done and you cant undo it even if you're kickin yourself for it. you can make it better tho. --me

I sit here "wondering what tomorrow has in mind for me. Or am I even in its mind at all?" --Crystal Ball, Styx

Don't complain that your life sucks unless you REALLY have problems. Theres always someone worse off than you. I can think of a few people worse off than alot of people rite now. --me(its not me im just the one who sayd it (i was thinkin of someone else))

i do not like rap for "rap" is like "wrap" which is wrapping paper which people in my family act OCD about --me

Do not kill your friends for your friends give you reason for life. --me



in travel one wants a companion; in life, compassion.
--ancient Japanese proverb (i may add the original Japanese later)

Confucious(sp?) say: Man who swallow lit candle get burning case of indigestion.

Confucious(sp?) say: Man who live in glass house should dress in the basement.

Its terrible when the greatest government in the world is turning into quick crap. --me

Q:What so they call Chinese food in China?
A:Food

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`~UCHIHA~sasuke Report | 09/12/2011 9:05 pm
`~UCHIHA~sasuke
nice playing pool with ya
Yumigami-Moonlight Fox Report | 01/24/2011 1:55 pm
Yumigami-Moonlight Fox
Aw I see well I did ask :3
Yumigami-Moonlight Fox Report | 01/22/2011 2:37 pm
Yumigami-Moonlight Fox
Your Frustrated? My let me help you,I be fine with all
Yumigami-Moonlight Fox Report | 01/22/2011 2:28 pm
Yumigami-Moonlight Fox
Hello there Simon,it been a while how are you?
Yumigami-Moonlight Fox Report | 01/06/2011 1:17 pm
Yumigami-Moonlight Fox
*nods at him* yeah truly say'd
Yumigami-Moonlight Fox Report | 01/05/2011 7:08 pm
Yumigami-Moonlight Fox
*laughs* true true I yeah I know warm and from the person no? *finishes her apple then sips tea*
Yumigami-Moonlight Fox Report | 01/05/2011 6:50 pm
Yumigami-Moonlight Fox
Yeah I know soon we will rule over things here *giggles alittle then munch on my apple* o here *gives a blood packet to him* if your hungry drink this,I help my vampire member so I have a storgage if somebody is hungry *keeps munching her apple*
Yumigami-Moonlight Fox Report | 01/05/2011 6:35 pm
Yumigami-Moonlight Fox
Good just finishing here because we have two new members in the clan just accepting there request so I'm fine *gets a apple then munch it*
Yumigami-Moonlight Fox Report | 01/05/2011 6:29 pm
Yumigami-Moonlight Fox
*keeps purring then wags my tail around* hello Simon how are you? *with a sweet voice*
Yumigami-Moonlight Fox Report | 01/04/2011 7:20 pm
Yumigami-Moonlight Fox
*wags my fluffy tail around then my tail wraps your leg around alittle,then blushes alittle* yeah true.…*as my hand gets a ball like music note starts to play with it alittle*

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"Do you know any women who hate themselves enough to date me?"
--Dr Cox, Scrubs. Of course, it could very well have been me who sayd it....

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Well they'd take the time to spare
A moment to try and understand
Another one's despair
Remember in this game we call life
That no one said it's fair"
--"Breakdown" , Guns N' Roses

 

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