Sentient Toaster

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Last Login: 12/09/2009 8:17 pm

Registered: 12/12/2007

Gender: Female

Location: Under your bed, eating your socks

Birthday: 03/07/1992

Occupation: NINJA ASSASIN!

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You never want to be in a scalpel fight if you're not the one with the scalpel.

 

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BIO

Hello all, I'm Sentient Toaster, your friendly neighborhood psychopath. I'm a bitchy seventeen-year-old female from Northern California with no life and a sick sense of humor.

I'm a writer, photographer, and an artist-in-training. My deviantART is here, and my FF.Net profile is here. Both are woefully out-of-date. Heh.

And that's pretty much it. I could say a lot more, but I'll spare you all the wall of text. For now. Consider yourselves lucky.

Some current points of interest: Fullmetal Alchemist, cat macros, Wolf's Rain, reading and writing, Angel, fandom crack, internet memes, caffeine, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, photography, Axis Powers Hetalia, the Killers, and shiny things.

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Doctor Wolfington MD Report | 06/19/2009 6:07 pm
Doctor Wolfington MD
OH...MAH...GAWD! You're back -tacklehugs-
Horus of Avalon Report | 06/05/2009 10:55 pm
Horus of Avalon
...what about your KKK robe?
Horus of Avalon Report | 06/05/2009 10:37 pm
Horus of Avalon
Yhea. Especially the assault. <w<
Horus of Avalon Report | 06/05/2009 10:32 pm
Horus of Avalon
Wheee! Paperwork. D:
Horus of Avalon Report | 06/05/2009 10:25 pm
Horus of Avalon
No.

Baugh. I'll probably be gone.
Horus of Avalon Report | 06/05/2009 10:23 pm
Horus of Avalon
I should see it then, I guess.
Say, when's the Transformers movie come out?
Horus of Avalon Report | 06/05/2009 10:16 pm
Horus of Avalon
Welcome to my world.
How was UP?
Shader-san Report | 06/03/2009 7:09 pm
Shader-san
Definitely, but it sure does give me an accurate scope of how scary they can be.

On another note, were you as outraged as I with the MTV awards last sunday? (And do you want to continue in PMs?)
Shader-san Report | 06/03/2009 5:43 pm
Shader-san
With an exact-o knife. Taht's the only way they could have done it without me noticing.

Scary part is, when you think about it, one of them could have stabbed me in the back of the neck.
Shader-san Report | 06/03/2009 5:36 pm
Shader-san
I'm Shader, on there. I was the one who was the "official Twilight Prom Crasher" and the girl in college who got a chunk of her hair cut out.
 

LOL GREED CAN FLY <3

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