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Report | 08/16/2009 7:22 pm

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Report | 08/16/2009 6:30 pm

Brave Anikan

"The Real Slim Shady"





[Eminem]


May I have your attention please?


May I have your attention please?


Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?


I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?


We're gonna have a problem here..





Y'all act like you never seen a white person before


Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door


and started whoopin her a** worse than before


they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)


It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,


he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"


And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!


Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)


Feminist women love Eminem


[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]


"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him


Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what


Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"


Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose


But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms


Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't


but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose


"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"


And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss


And that's the message that we deliver to little kids


And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is


Of course they gonna know what intercourse is


By the time they hit fourth grade


They got the Discovery Channel don't they?


"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals


who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]


But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes


then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope


[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote


Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes





[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]





'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady


All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating


So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,


please stand up, please stand up?





[Eminem]


Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;


well I do, so ******** him and ******** you too!


You think I give a damn about a Grammy?


Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me


"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"


Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?


So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?


s**t, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs


so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst


and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first


You little b***h, put me on blast on MTV


"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"


I should download her audio on MP3


and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]


I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me


so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]


And there's a million of us just like me


who cuss like me; who just don't give a ******** like me


who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me


and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!





[Chorus]





[Eminem]


I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you


things you joke about with your friends inside your living room


The only difference is I got the balls to say it


in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all


I just get on the mic and spit it


and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just s**t it


better than ninety percent of you rappers out can


Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums


It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty


I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting


Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens


And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working


And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin


He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings


[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling


Screaming "I don't give a ********!"


with his windows down and his system up


So, will the r

Report | 08/12/2009 11:25 am

dancekiss

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Report | 08/11/2009 8:03 am

dancekiss

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Report | 08/11/2009 7:46 am

dancekiss

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Report | 08/10/2009 5:18 pm

dancekiss

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Report | 08/10/2009 10:32 am

dancekiss

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Report | 08/10/2009 8:02 am

dancekiss

wat up

Report | 08/02/2009 11:06 am

Devil Mikey

so how are you.

Report | 07/30/2009 2:26 pm

mikeclover0404

lol i was jk

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