Ah, what a nice Jewish boy! We'll settle down, have like, 13 children, everyone will attend the bris for all seven of the boys (we'll have six girls, an' seven boys). Go to my grandmas in New York for pot roast every shabbat that we're there for a visit... Our children will go to Jewish Day School, an' possibly Yeshivah, if we really feel like torturing them. They will all have a bar/bat mitzvah! But since there are 13 of them, they'll all be low budget. Unless you're a doctor, which is highly likely. We'll be like the Steins, in that movie. Keeping up with the Steins. Only, more Jewish an' with more kids. Where was I? Oh, yeah. We will live in Vancouver an' be very prominent members of the synagogue where my mom is a rabbi. An' when we send her away to Sunset Oaks (or some s**t), we'll have already trained little Menachem to take her place! Or possibly Rivka, if we feel like continuing that whole renewal feminism bullshit. I mean, if Menachem wants to follow in his fathers footsteps an' become a doctor, that's fine with me. OY VEY! WHO ELSE WILL CARE FOR ME IN OLD AGE?! No, don't worry, it's okay. Shlomo will be a plastic surgeon, which I've been told is extremely lucrative. Once all of our children have been properly educated in the ways our Judaism, they will move out to make something of themselves in the world! (Even little Shira, who wasn't able to read Hebrew until she was 8 years old. A little slow in the head, that one.) We will make Aliyah! An' move to Israel! To live out the rest of our days in our homeland. Also, by then, the Messiah will have come, an' there will be no more fighting. So we don't have to be nervous when Yitzchak comes to visit us every three months, because his high paying banker job has him flying all over the world all the time. Which, granted, doesn't leave him time to give us grandchildren, but that's why we had 12 other children.

But we can work out the details later ;D

- Monopolized Sex
March 1, 2010 12:54am