I am me.
I enjoy educated chats, so humor me.
I dislike rap, meat, orange flavors, bad grammar, noobs, weird shoes, Macy's, chocolate, "fast-food", Ryan Seacrest and poop.
Quite a hefty list, I know.
I'm not quite a pessimist, so maybe we'll become great friends someday.
Or maybe not.
But I'm willing to chance it.