About

Hello.

I am me.

I enjoy educated chats, so humor me.

I dislike rap, meat, orange flavors, bad grammar, noobs, weird shoes, Macy's, chocolate, "fast-food", Ryan Seacrest and poop.

Quite a hefty list, I know.

I'm not quite a pessimist, so maybe we'll become great friends someday.

Or maybe not.

But I'm willing to chance it.