Name?
Sneezeknuckle.
Profession?
Detective. And a damn good one at that.
History?
I was a badass kid, back in my day.
I was the big guy in my neighborhood.
Them kids there, they didn't like me.
Scared. I don't like a wussy, so I
roughed'em up a bit. Tried to make 'em
like a man. Well, I got a bit too
into it once. Roughed up a kid. Bad.
Never got caught, but I saw the errors
of my ways. I'm no murderer, but that
day I came close to becomin' one. Now
I fight crime. Solve mysteries. Save lives.

It's what I do.

Don't get me wrong.
You don't tell the truth, and I will throw a punch. Or two.