In Loving Memory of Pearl Dennis (April 25, 1931 - December 25, 2006)
My name is Pearl Dennis.
My grandkids call me Nanny.
Favorite color = red
Birthday = April 25th
My kids = Jan, Gary, and Jeff
Favorite holiday = Valentine's Day
Favorite flower = rose (red)
Favorite stone/gem = diamond
Favorite game show = The Price Is Right with Bob Barker as host and Rodney as announcer
Favorite actresses = Goldie Hawn and Kim Basinger
Favorite actor = Clint Eastwood
Some movies that I like are: Overboard, Nadine, pretty much all of Clint Eastwood's movies, Roadhouse
Some TV shows that I like are: Columbo, Mystery Woman, The Wheel of Fortune, Press Your Luck (the original one), Venom ER, The Young and The Restless, The Simpsons, The Golden Girls
root pig or die poor
...as much as I need a jackass with a side-saddle
I wouldn't piss on [insert name] if he/she was on fire.
You can waste more by taking stuff in with a spoon than you can shoveling it out the back door.