I love you
I hate you
I can't live without you
I never want to see your face again
Stay here forever
F u c k you, hunny.

-C h o o s e Y o u r O w n P a t h-

You may think I'm a biiiitch, but don't worry...

So do I.
As well as many o t h e r s.


I am a very creative individual with a colorful personality.
I enjoy my pancakes w i t h o u t syrup.
I hate posers.
I love my friends.
They are my life.
They are the rectum to my gay sex.


I'm that bright shiny new tricycle, you got for
your birthday as a child.

Don't squeeze that lemon.


Oh, I'm sorry, did that offend you?
I don't give a f u c k.

So what if I have problems?
I know how to handle them.
I am very emotional.
Don't like it?
You should know the drill already.