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There's TORTELLINI on the wall!
What's a cookie sheet?
Don't you have to turn all the switches on to use the oven??
Jessie did it.
Your face's butt.
YOU MUFFIN EATER!
It. Came. BACK!
Is your hamster tired? No, it's the wheel.
Kangaroo AND squidly spiders?!
I've got a jungle in my HOUSE!
Pants that blend in!
Is that the guy from Scream?
Stop light! PANTS.
Your pillow is DOOMED.
The anaconda ATE the squirrel!
It's literally Cinderella now. Without a head of course.
I hate you. I know. DIE.
I DON'T NEED ANYMORE PINK WHALES IN MY LIFE!
CURSE YOU DOCTOR DADDY MACARONI!
Tortellini Pepsi= total destruction.
Is somebody at the door...?
She's calling for HELP!
Zoh my gosh you must be sane!
You BOOBIFIED my Sharpie!
James Bond is SAD!!!!
KISS IT! KISS IT AND MAKE IT BETTER!!
I CAN'T FIND THE BLACK CRAYON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sit your a** down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!
If any of you dies, I will drag you back from Hell and kill you again myself!
That's how it is you two. For the sake of justice, faith, and the Vatican, this is the fearsome and powerful Pope's holy command! Go to the hotel in question...AND BRING BACK A SALMON BAGEL SANDWICH!!!
"Hi, I'm Tasslehoff. And this is Fizban." "Hi, I'm dead."
I'm a genius with a headache
KISS IT! KISS IT AND MAKE IT BETTER!!!!
Where can I buy a phone?
"Shut up, this is man talk!" "Sexist! SEXIIIIIIST!!'"
I know you aren't supposed to cry over spilt tea... but it's so SAD!
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!
More coming soon. TRUST ME.
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