Hello.. my name is Satsujin_ki. I like pie.
I bet.. I bet I like pie more than you do.
Know how much I like pie?
I like pie as much as I like cheese.
But I don't like the cheese graters.
The cheese graters are out to get me.
(What about cherries)
(ARM HAIR!! ARM HAIR!! IT tickles.)
Are you okay?
I burnt the hair off my arm when I was making oatmeal!! HAHAHA!!
Oh I like held the kettle weird and I'm like SPLAM and it smelled really really bad.
Uhh.. one time.. I uh.. like.. went out to buy a slip n' slide..
And I set it up in my backyard..
But my backyard is kinda bumpy so it's more like..
Slip n' bleed out the a**s..
Reminds me of somethin'..
You can get STD's from that.
And... normal sex too..
STD's are bad.
Stay in school.
Do your drugs at home.
Sss..drink your bong water.ss..
Eeuhhh.. with supervision.
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Book Of Shadows
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