Hi. I like science. And history. And reading books. smile
I HATE inappropriate, scary, gross, sick media! UGH! HAVE MERCY!
Anyway, I'm not putting stuff into the interests tags because I don't want to. razz
I don't feel like typing anymore. But I wanna fill up the space.
I'll give you a good (and varied)story I read in an ISAT booklet one time, ya know, to fill up the space.


In the olden times, animals could speak English, just like you and me. There was a lovely enchanted forest that flourished with a bunch of these magical animals. One day, a hare was relaxing by a tree. All of a sudden, he noticed a pineapple sitting near him.
The hare, being magical and all, told the pineapple, "Um, hi." The pineapple could speak English too.
"I challenge you to a race! Whoever makes it across the forest and back first wins a ninja! And a lifetime's supply of toothpaste!" The hare looked at the pineapple strangely, but agreed to the race.
The next day, the competition was coming into play. All the animals in the forest(but not the pineapples, for pineapples are immobile) arranged a finish/start line in between two trees. The coyote placed the pineapple in front of the starting line, and the hare was on his way.
Everyone on the sidelines was bustling about and chatting about the obvious prediction that the hare was going to claim the victory(and the ninja and the toothpaste). Suddenly, the crow had a revolutionary realization.
"AAAAIEEH! Friends! I have an idea to share! The pineapple has not challenged our good companion, the hare, to just a simple race! Surely the pineapple must know that he CANNOT MOVE! He obviously has a trick up his sleeve!" exclaimed the crow.
The moose spoke up.
"Pineapples don't have sleeves."
"You fool! You know what I mean! I think that the pineapple knows we're cheering for the hare, so he is planning to pull a trick on us, so we look foolish when he wins! Let's sink the pineapple's intentions, and let's cheer for the stupid fruit!" the crow passionately proclaimed. The other animals cheered, and started chanting, "FOIL THE PLAN! FOIL THE PLAN! FOIL THE PLAN!"
A few minutes later, the hare arrived. He got into place next to the pineapple, who sat there contently. The monkey blew the tree-bark whistle, and the race began! The hare took off, sprinting through the forest, and the pineapple...
It sat there.
The animals glanced at each other blankly, and then started to realize how dumb they were. The pineapple did not have a trick up its sleeve. It wanted an honest race- but it knew it couldn't walk(let alone run)!
About a few hours later, the hare came into sight again. It flew right across the finish line, still as fast as it was when it first took off. The hare had won, but the pineapple still sat at his starting point, and had not even budged.
The animals ate the pineapple.


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WoooH! This is an awesome site! *ouch* I created this account after I got my teeth pulled! *ouch* Well, I guess I should start typing now...


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Toxic Kick

Report | 07/28/2007 5:31 pm

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Report | 01/22/2007 1:33 pm

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Thanks for almost killing me with the door...


Report | 08/19/2006 1:22 pm


Monkys are the best source for cocoanut cream strawberries right now
Toxic Kick

Report | 05/08/2006 5:22 pm

Toxic Kick

I haven'e been on Gaia in a looong time! LOL

Just stopping by and sating hi!
See you in Gym Class

Madshannon <3

Report | 02/19/2006 5:00 pm




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