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Registered: 01/18/2007

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Location: Portland, OR

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The ******** in Me

I am better than you. I know this.
I am 23 years young residing in Portland, Oregon. I am a Professional Makeup Artist with a Makeup III Diploma from Makeup Designory (MUD) .
I like to bake mainly cupcakes. But anything really.
I also like to drink while I bake.
I'm a tea hoarder. I can't stop buying new tea! gonk
I work at an office job but am going back to school for German with a minor in Medieval Studies. My plan is to teach either English in Germany, or German in an English speaking country while I do research in Germanic medieval history on the side.
I like to travel when I can. So far I've been to Canada, a few states in America, Mexico, Puerto Rico, Honduras, Belize, and the Grand Cayman Islands. I'm hoping to take a trip to Europe within the next 2 years.

I am nice though. Feel free to message me. I don't accept random invites without talking to you at least once though.


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TheMagicsBack Report | 01/16/2014 1:00 am
I am your same age, and I'm a sheltered woman child.
You are better than me.
Cykx Report | 12/07/2013 3:58 am
Why don't you become a German teacher for English speaking students overseas for US Military? 3nodding
(sorry, I saw your pocket p***y post and was intrigued and yeah)
Lunar Real Estate Agent Report | 05/25/2013 9:31 pm
Lunar Real Estate Agent
No, just not lame. Hee hee! Listen to me, huh? Powered by Gordon's; I need a ******** sponsorship.

Only people that go to The Roxy are faghags and shitheads slumming it out of Milwaukie and West Linn. Enough to keep them in business, alas, as their customers are big-mouthed shits, and Oregon didn't think about the noise ordinance violations waiting in the wings of the smoking ban we all voted in. lol I did, I admit it.
Lunar Real Estate Agent Report | 05/25/2013 8:55 pm
Lunar Real Estate Agent
Oh? Bet we've crossed paths at least a couple times. If you like the burgers at The Roxy (I refuse to italicize this s**t), I may have to hate you forever.

cat_3nodding That's right FOREVER. See? I italicized that, at least. lol
Lunar Real Estate Agent Report | 05/25/2013 5:49 pm
Lunar Real Estate Agent
Where are you again? Downtown all there is to do is shop, eat, and drink (also sexually solicit) so I'm just ... well, waiting until I'm hungry enough to go buy a huge burrito to bathe in Tapatio and gastronomic glee.
Lunar Real Estate Agent Report | 05/25/2013 4:52 pm
Lunar Real Estate Agent
What's going on, future military spouse? I'm drinking gin and tonic because I received my monthly $100 filthy lucre this morning and thought the Starlight Parade was tonight. Well, damn.
Lunar Real Estate Agent Report | 05/20/2013 8:55 pm
Lunar Real Estate Agent
Those things eat tons of gas and are expensive to truck around, I've read and heard. Lots of hull maintenance, too, I've read. Boats are just damn expensive, period; the most economical boat ownership and use is the standard recreational boat used to pull the kids along on wakeboards and tubes.

cat_wink How about a hydroplane ... as in speedboat?
Lunar Real Estate Agent Report | 05/20/2013 7:46 pm
Lunar Real Estate Agent
But, you said you get sea sickness.
Lunar Real Estate Agent Report | 05/20/2013 7:29 pm
Lunar Real Estate Agent
Crusades are such a bother, and food in jail sucks. Idealism is meant to be carried on the backs of hot-headed young adults, but driven by cooler, older heads.

How about a luxury superliner zeppelin? Or are you afraid of heights? If so, just don't stand too close to the railing and try not to look down except when you're inside.
Lunar Real Estate Agent Report | 05/20/2013 7:22 pm
Lunar Real Estate Agent
I was thinking more of actually SAILING on a twenty-four-footer or similar-sized vessel, like I used to when I was a kid for a couple years with a neighbor up in Seattle. Any ship that's so big you can barely feel the sea beneath you may as well be standing on the roof of a floating mall. cat_pirate Yar.

Screw the rubber ducky Mr. Ernie!