Describe Myself

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WOOT! whee
Someone who lives on the magical interwebs. I like to click buttons and draw. I also like cats. And memes. And food. Matter is cool too. Ranting is one of my pastimes. I may be an art student. Or a history student. Martial art student? Possibly a polymath. Maybe I'm a flower pot...

Many of my conversations end with someone mentioning Hitler, or Stalin, or communism, or punching someone in the throat, etc... mrgreen I enjoy art and design, thus I am often found drawing. I also waste too much time surfing the internet on websites like TV Tropes or Cracked.com. People either throw me in with the immature, childlike teenagers who act like they're 2 or think I have disturbingly mature behaviour.

There are also dead bugs in my garage window.

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I like:
Captain Jack Harkness, candy, pocky, sweets, video games, my friends, anime, manga, manwha, manhua, light novels, fireworks, chemistry, theoretical physics, biology, gummi worms, art, music, politics, melee weapons (swords and spears and such), anthropology, clever people, Stephen Colbert, vintage clothings, punk punk stuff, philosophy, lolita fashion, character design, history, mythology, Doctor Who, communist cookie Fridays...

I dislike:
my little brother, spiders, having to repeat hours of work I forgot to save, weeaboos, people on counter-culture bandwagon, bros, douchebags, homophobes, ignorance, stupidity, racists, people who think using bases is art, people who act like they know politics then come up with insane solutions that others buy into, grimdark and goff people, people who call themselves otakus, those who take mental illness offensively and make it seem soo hardkor, Mary Sues, confusion between what is "craft" and what is "art", abuse of Godwin's Law...

Project Playlist :

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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile

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98% of teens have moved to rap. If you're one of the 2% that rock out every day, post this in your profile. 92% of teens would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be one of the 8% laughing their a** off.

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Random Quotes

"It's party time, ********!"
-Swan, Lollipop Chainsaw

"I never went to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests in a restaurant because the customer is always right."
-Mitch Hedberg

"I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound — with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world."
-Stephen Colbert, 2006 White House Correspondence Dinner, in Character

"Weresoever you go, go with all your heart."

"Our greatest glory is not never falling, but in rising every time we fall."

"For every heart that finds true love, there is a heart that cries. For every dream that is reborn, there is a dream that dies. For every day filled with sun, there is a day of rain. For every hour of joy, there is an hour filled with pain. For every smile upon a face, there is a tear to cry. For every fond hello to say, there is a sad goodbye."

"You can say anything about me that you please, but I am who I am, and that is something who you will never be."

"That light always guides us like a Messiah"
-Sailor Moon

"Beautiful. All this suffering at the moment of destruction"
-Sailor Saturn

"Always with the end comes hope and rebirth"
-Sailor Saturn

"Without death and destruction the is no new hope, no new life, no new future."

"Immortal is anothor word for not dead yet"

"Come to the dark side, we have cookies"

"The most bought book in the world is also the most shoplifted book in the world. That book is the Bible."
-Discovery Channel

"This guy are sick".
-Aeris, Final Fantasy VII

" Yo Cloud get your Blonde Spiky a** over here "
-Barret, Final Fantasy VII

"Where's it's damn head! This whole thing's stupid!"
-Barret, Final Fantasy VII

"Outside the dream world, life can be harsh--even cruel, but it is life."
-Auron, Final Fantasy X

"You're a guy?!"
-The President to Raiden, after grabbing his crotch

*Fayt gets hit wit rock* "learn to dodge fool!"
-Albel Nox, Star Ocean: Till the end of Time

"Hurry up and wait!"
-Tidus, Final Fantasy X

"I don't mind the "Hot" part, but the "chick" I can do without."
-Nel Zelpher, Star Ocean: Till the end of Time

"Why do you keep touching me?"

“I’m in the mood for some good clean violence.”
-Albel Nox, Star Ocean: Till the end of Time

“Keep your distance. Your stupidity is contagious"
-Albel Nox, Star Ocean: Till the end of Time

“My only point is at the end of my sword, fool!”
-Albel Nox, Star Ocean: Till the end of Time

“If a fight breaks out call me. I’m ready anytime. I’ll massacre them all!”
-Albel Nox, Star Ocean: Till the end of Time

“Shut up! Are you an idiot? Bring something stronger! Tch! Everywhere I go, everyone’s weak…”
-Albel Nox, Star Ocean: Till the end of Time

“Death awaits the over confident. Remember that!”
-Nel Zelpher, Star Ocean: Till the End of Time

“Hell’s waiting for you with open arms.”
-Nel Zelpher, Star Ocean: Till the end of Time

"Yeah, and she also said I'm Always looking at pretty girls, which I guess is her way of praising my keen sense of aesthetics, don't you think?"
-Cliff Fittir, Star Ocean: Till the end of Time

"Onward, Defrosted Tuna Team!"
-Star Ocean

"I've come to abduct you mrgreen "
-Cliff Fittir, Star Ocean: Till the End of Time, said while smiling like an idiot

"Keep wagging those tongues and you'll bite them off."
-Mirage Koas, Star Ocean: Till the end of Time

"Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or life and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!"
-Auron, Final Fantasy X

"Oh poopie!"
-Rikku, Final Fantasy X-2

"2nd class Zack on the job!"
-Zack Fair, Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII

"All is one and one is all"
-Izumi Curtis, Fullmetal Alchemist

"If you don't drink your milk you'll be the size of a bean"
-Winry Rockbell, Fullmetal Basket

"When snow melts what does it become? It becomes...spring!"
-Kana, Fruits Basket

"People aren't born with kindness, it grows with them..."
-Tohoru Honda, Fruits Basket

"Shut up! Sit your a** down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!"
-Cid Highwind, Final Fantasy VII

"If you lay a finger on our pirates again, I'm going to kick your a**!"
-England/UK/Arthur Kirkland, Hetalia: Axis Powers

"I AM A GO-is that a shotgun?"
-random dude playing Halo

"Don't worry, I can hander it."
-America/USA/Alfred F. Jones, Hetalia: Axis Powerso Car

"He's really ticking me off. Can I kill him now?"
-Eikol, Final Fantasy IX

"A lesson without pain is meaningless. That's because no one can gain without sacrificing something. But by enduring that pain and overcoming it, he shall obtain a powerful, unmatched heart. A fullmetal heart."
-Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Heaven brings forth endless things to benefit man. Man has nothing with which to repay Heaven. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill."
-Zhang Xianzhong, possibly history's only Omnicidal Maniac.

"I will destroy everything! I will create a monument to non-existence!"
-Kefka Palazzo, Final Fantasy VI

"Look kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, okay? I don't give a good ******** what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want 'cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which... you ain't gonna get."
-Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs

"Some men aren't looking for anything logical like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."
-Alfred, The Dark Knight

"Rule one: good supervillains never leave the heroes alive, dummy. Rule two: countdown clocks are for hacks!"
-The Joker, Batman: The Brave and the Bold

"Just another sadist with a god complex, like THAT's anything special stare "
-Kuja, Dissidia:Final Fantasy

"In a hostage situation, you have to be cruel to be kind. The more you care, the more leverage they have. Like buying a car, you have to make them think you can walk away."
-Michael Westen, Burn Notice

"He finds me strategic? And beautiful..."
- Prince Arthur, Merlin

"We have to get drunk!"
-Eugene, Gattaca

"I can smell your brains...!"
-Freddy, Return of the Living Dead

"Zombies are people, too... Okay, dead people, with poor verbal skills. And the only communication they understand is blowing off their heads."
-USA Network commercial for Night of the Living Dead

"My name is Mary Katherine Blackwood. I dislike washing myself, and dogs, and noise. I like my sister Constance, and Richard Plantagenet, and Amanita phalloides, the death-cap mushroom. Everyone else in my family is dead."
-Shirley Jackson, We Have Always Lived In The Castle

"That such a man could go so far toward realizing his ambitions—that is a phenomenon the world will ponder for centuries to come."
-Modern introduction to Mein Kampf

"Some of the proteins in cobra venom effectively block acetylcholine receptors in the brain, producing a state referred to by science as 'spaced the ******** out, man.' "

"One could argue that ******** is a vague concept, indefinable, and thus a meaningless point of departure for any sort of cogent analysis."
-The Subject Steve

"I shudder if the majority of people look at my brush work and say it is pretty, for then I know it is ordinary and I have failed. If they say they do not understand it, or even that it is ugly, I am happy, for I have succeeded."
-An anonymous artist

"You wanna know who else used laws to stop debates? HITLER!"
-An internet troll

"I've seen this movie. The black dude dies first."
-Harry Block, Evolution

"This song is muy racisto! Arriba!"
-The Nostalgia Critic on the singing Mexican mice in Titanic: The Legend Goes On

"Wow, sarcasm. That's original."
-Dr. Horrible, Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
-Adam Savage, Mythbusters

"Failure is always an option!"

"Quack! Damn You!"
-Jamie, Mythbusters

"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe..."
-Albert Einstein

"I don't think own death ray is working, because I'm standing in it and I'm not dead..."
-Jamie, Mythbusters

"I knew you came from Afghanistan. From long habit the train of thoughts ran so swiftly through my mind that I arrived at the conclusion without being conscious of intermediate steps. There were such steps, however. The train of reasoning ran, 'Here is a gentleman of the medical type, but with the air of a military man. Clearly an army doctor, then. He has just come from the tropics, for his face is dark, and that is not the natural tint of his skin, for his wrists are fair. He has undergone hardship and sickness, as his haggard face says clearly. His left arm has been injured: He holds it in a stiff and unnatural manner. Where in the tropics could an English army doctor have seen much hardship and got his arm wounded? Clearly in Afghanistan.' The whole train of thought did not occupy a second. I then remarked that you came from Afghanistan, and you were astonished."
-Sherlock Holmes

"... and "c**k" is not dirty all the time, that's one of those words that's only partly filthy. c**k, if you're talking about the animal, it's perfectly all right! They used to read that to us from The Bible in third grade; and we would laugh... "c**k" is in the bible!"
-George Carlin

"Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them."
-Terry Pratchett, in alt.fan.pratchett

"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
-Benny Hill, Groucho Marx, Mel Brooks, John Cleese, Black Mage, and many others

"I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it."
-Mae West

"Hurry up you Hoosier b*****d, I could kill ten men while you're fooling around!"
-Last words of Carl Panzram, Serial Killer

"I am not going. Do with me what you like. I am not going. Come on! Come on! Take action! Let's go!"
-Last words of Chief Sitting Bull

"Hurrah, Boys! Let's get these last few reds then head on back to camp. Hurrah!"
-General Custer's last words

"Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life!"
-George Engel, last words when he was about to be hanged

"More weight."
-said by Giles Corey, when being executed with the use of crushing boulders

"Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French Fries."
-James French, a convicted murder about to be electrocuted

"Stupid Commie Nazi Fascist Jew! Go back to Canada!"

"I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, you are only going to kill a man."
-Che Guevara, Revolutionary

"Take a step forward lads- it'll be easier that way."
-Robert Erskine Childers, Irish nationalist giving advice to the firing squad before they executed him

"I'll be in Hell before you start breakfast! Let her rip!"
-Tom "Black Jack" Ketchum, convicted murder

"Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
-Voltaire, to the priest at his deathbed asking him to renounce Satan.

"Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know--I've been using it for years"
-Tallulah Bankhead, actress

"No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not."
-Sherlock Holmes, to Watson

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary... That's what gets you."
-Jeremy Clarkson

"Christianity is the best way to cure gayness. Just get on your knees, take a swig of wine and accept the body of a man into your mouth."
-Stephen Colbert

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually—from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint—it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff."
-The Tenth Doctor, Doctor Who, "Blink"

"Look at how sensitive and vulnerable he is — he must be gay. That means women feel safe around me, and trust me... then BAM! Pregnant! BAM! Pregnant! BAM! Pregnant."
-Russell Brand

"I'm Not Afraid of Muslims/Tea Partiers/Socialists/Immigrants/Gun Owners/Gays. But I am scared of Spiders. "
-Jon Stewart

"And that ability to suffer fools, to tolerate annoyance, that's literally the one single thing that allows you to function in a world populated by other people who aren't you. Otherwise, you turn emo. Science has proven it."

"I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili."
-Kit Carson's last words

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A ******** Journal/Or Whatever

Warning - I am liberal scum. So yeah, stuff I feel like writing about. Probably really bored by that point... I also rant.



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smile What's up?
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Whoa! You're dang right, long time no see.

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wut website do you make your profile(s) on>?
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Report | 08/19/2009 11:13 am

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Hey Alysse! (Sorry if i spelled that wrong) I love you and I miss you! First day of school... FUN lol.. ttyl
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Report | 08/05/2009 10:55 pm

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Love you Alysse :3 dont hate me for forgetting how to spell your name
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KITTY! miss you :3 *hugggs* -Steffi

Report | 07/30/2009 10:13 am


lol thats wierd


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