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Vivir Mi Vida

It's going to be whatever I feel is important.


Dis b***h Right Cheer

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I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe.

"There is an idea of a SaGyver; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there...
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

"Why hello there. *Sniffs finger* I'm called SaGyver... But I changed my name to Santiago Dunbar. I'm old enough to be called old; I was born, brought up and I live in NY... ********: Not anymore though. I now live in the gut of a rotting goat. It's warm and goes by the name of 'Norwich'. I try ever so much to seem like I'm hard, but I really don't have bad bone in my body. (Except for my right ulna, but that's a long story involving the riot police, an entire bucket of poison-tip nails, a hammer and a herd of rabid goats.) Also, I'm maddingly inconsistant because, I'm as crazy as a soup sandwich. As crazy as a shithouse rat!" blaugh

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soultaker espada Report | 12/08/2015 3:08 pm
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such a good friend. if i can return the favor, pls let me know. wink smile
soultaker espada Report | 12/04/2015 4:01 pm
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i am glad your offer was true. emotion_kirakira sorry i took you up on it so soon. sweatdrop smile
soultaker espada Report | 12/03/2015 2:34 pm
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could i get you to look at this pm? i was talking to someone and after i replied,i they just stopped talking. maybe i said to much?
soultaker espada Report | 12/03/2015 2:21 pm
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wow, that so very kind of you. heart crying i just might have to take you up on that offer. it means so much. redface smile
soultaker espada Report | 12/03/2015 2:15 pm
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yeah. i guess i should have said things are never great. thx so much for asking. emotion_kirakira
soultaker espada Report | 12/03/2015 2:10 pm
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things are always bad most of the time but i guess i am ok. another day. smile
soultaker espada Report | 12/02/2015 2:39 am
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emotion_kirakira emotion_bigheart are you doing ok? i worry about you. redface wink
soultaker espada Report | 11/26/2015 7:19 am
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thx for noticing me. it means a lot. crying biggrin
soultaker espada Report | 11/23/2015 3:22 pm
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are you devoted to such things? you're so heroic. please notice me,SaGyver! whee
soultaker espada Report | 11/23/2015 3:12 pm
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oh, who is macgyver,if you don't mind me asking?


You got a fast car
I want a ticket to anywhere
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can get somewhere
Anyplace is better
Starting from zero got nothing to lose
Maybe we'll make something
Me, myself I got nothing to prove

Moz Grozendix
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"Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider, is chaos for the fly."

"Wizar-drownin in tha p***y so he swam to dat a**"

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"With a girl, there’s a lot left in the girl’s body without a head. Of course, the personality is gone.”