AboutGirls: I like to hang out with guys 'cause there is less drama
Me: I like to hang out by myself - 'cause there is NO drama and I don't have to wear pants.
While I was running today I heard someone clapping; turns out it was just my thighs cheering me on.
Wish me luck in the Olympics.
I'm on my fourth cupcake.
I googled "Who gives a s**t?"
My name wasn't in the search results.
Dear sweatpants and hoodies,
thanks for being there for me.
Sincerely, sexy and I know it but too lazy to show it