Me?You might know who I am.
Thats me with my teddy.
A few things:
I'm too cynical for my own good.
I over-analyze everything I encounter.
I have a relatively short temper.
I have no tolerance for self-pity parties.
I am not single. Furthermore, I do not date online.
There is an excellent chance that I think you're a complete tool.
I do not feel bad for you.
Realize what you have. All this pain is an illusion.