I can't feel it... spurting in the air tonight.

The text below was written in 2007, and the content has not been changed much since that time. Since that time, I have become very physically fit. I jump fences and can climb trees with little more than gloves and long pants. I can rap. The popcorn thing hasn't changed. I'm still okay-ish at Mario Kart... and Smash Bros. I'm in my 20's and log on Gaia a few times a year.

I can not whistle, jump rope, jump fences, crow like a rooster, spell blood with my fingers, play musical instruments, or any of that kind of stuff. I have not ever correctly opened a bag of microwave popcorn; I always rip the bag. I'm mildly proficient at Mario Kart. When I was a child, I asked the clerk at a Dollar Store "How much does this cost?" about six times. Honestly, I couldn't believe it was ALL only a dollar.

I was once told "You are like an ugly Tom Cruise." To this day, I don't know if that was a compliment, or an insult.