Somewhere in the first few days after Gaia came to be, my girlfriend at the time forced me to sign up. Because of this, I am now cursed with a very low user number.. what does this mean, why cursed? Let me tell you:
The gaia search function lists found users earliest members first. I happen to be the first person in line for both "sex" and "hentai", as a result, everyone who looks up these terms comes knocking on my door. Don't get me wrong I really don't mind the attention, at all, I'm just writing this to clear up a thing or two.
Sex: Yes, it has my intrest, it's fun, it's free and it never gets old. I'm not a minor, and I have had several girlfriends in my time.. so please, easy on the "are you even old enough?" comments, they just make me giggle. ;]
Hentai: Now this is a longer story. You see, I don't like hentai in THAT way. It doesn't turn me on any more then it does other guys.. the reason I like hentai is because I like to draw:
http://runedemilot.deviantart.com/Obviously I don't upload any hentai I draw to my deviantart page, it does contain some soft ecchi though, that should prove my point. And yes, I know the difference between ecchi and hentai.
I have an ocean of friend requests and a ton of sexually oriented mail here on gaia, eventhough I've been basically inactive the last few months. As I said, I don't mind at all, as most wannabe artists I crave the attention you give me, I'd even go as far as to thank you for it.. but how about you put all that energy into something constructive, like spamming my deviantart page? Now that would really turn me on, if you know what I mean.
whee PS: Thanks for the comments on my outfit, purple will rule the world.
Sup /b/?
PPS: The images used in this profile theme are mine, the coding and header designs are done by my girlfriend. Steal anything and she'll eat you. And for the full non-censored version of the top drawing, I once again redirect you to my deviantArt ;]
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