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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down im scared
Guy: No this is fun
Girl: No its not please its to scary
Guy: then tell me you love me
Girl: I love you slow down
Guy: Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and say that she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile




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One bright day in the middle of the night

Two dead boys got up to fight

Back to back they faced eachother

Drew their swords and shot eachother

An empty truck full of bricks

Rolled down a hill and ran over my dead chicken

I pronounced him dead or alive

I ran up 24 flights of stairs to the basement

To see the doctor sitting at the 4th corner of a round tabel

Eating viniger with a fork

He pronounced my chicken dead or alive

I ran back down the 24 flights of stairs to bury my chicken in the front of my backyard

If you don't beleive my stories true, ask the blind man, he saw it all

If that still is not enough proof, ask the deaf man, he heard it all




This was written by a black gentleman in Texas, and is so funny. What a great sense of humor and creativity!!!


When I was born, I was BLACK,
When I grew up, I was BLACK,
When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK,
When I got cold, I was BLACK,
When I was scared, I was BLACK,
When I was sick, I was BLACK,
And when I die, I'll still be BLACK.


NOW, You 'white' folks....
When you're born, you're PINK,
When you grow-up, you're WHITE,
When you go in the sun, you get RED,
When you're cold, you turn BLUE,
When you're scared, you're YELLOW,
When you get sick, you're GREEN,
When you bruise, you turn PURPLE ,
And when you die, you look GRAY.
So who y'all callin'
COLORED folks?



DESKS

A lesson that should be taught in all schools . . .and colleges.



Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock , did something not to be forgotten.

On the first day of school, with the permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she removed all of the desks out of her classroom. When the first period kids entered the room they discovered that there were no desks.



'Ms. Cothren, where're our desks?'



She replied, 'You can't have a desk until you tell me what you have done to earn the right to sit at a desk.



'They thought, 'Well, maybe it's our grades.



''No,' she said.



'Maybe it's our behavior.'



She told them, 'No, it's not even your behavior.'

And so, they came and went, the first period, second period, third period. Still no desks in the classroom. By early afternoon, television news crews had started gathering in Cothren's classroom to report about this crazy teacher who had taken all the desks out of her room.

The final period of the day came and as the puzzled students found seats on the floor of the desk-less classroom, Martha Cothren said, 'Throughout the day no one has been able to tell me just what he/she has done to earn the right to sit at the desks that are ordinarily found in this classroom. Now I am going to tell you.'

At this point, Martha Cothren went over to the door of her classroom and opened it. Twenty-seven (27) U.S. Veterans, all in uniforms, walked into that classroom, each one carrying a school desk. The Vets began placing the school desks in rows, and then they would walk over and stand alongside the wall. By the time the last soldier had set the final desk in place, those kids started to understand, perhaps for the first time in their lives, just how the "right to sit at those desks" had been earned.

Martha said, 'You didn't earn the right to sit at these desks. These heroes did it for you. They placed the desks here for you. Now, it's up to you to sit in them. It is your responsibility to learn, to be good students, to be good citizens. They paid the price so that you could have the freedom to get an education. Don't ever forget it.'



By the way, this is a true story!!



Please consider passing this along so others won't forget that the freedoms we have in this great country were earned by U. S. Veterans.