A hug a day keeps the zombie away!
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the Up button.
And above all:
Just give me a goddam hug!
How crappy my love life is going shall be listed here.
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