Gender: Female
Birthday: 04/26/1991
Flying is simple, you need to just throw yourself at the ground and miss...
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet...
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?...
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying...
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault...
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something...
people put up walls not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to break them down.
"I swear he's in a hole" "it was the domino effect" "Andy and the Bromp" "he has his turkey club" "were you there for the knitting circle?" "and then there was a goat" "but i wanna" "Sir Thomas More wrote a book called ethiopia" "so he's the one with the dog" "i don't want the cloud...hey wait a minute!!!!"
"How come I donate stuff and i never get it back?"
"I'm going to be great at driving!" [why] "I'm great at bumper cars!" "I hit everything."
Say what you wish :
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