About

Name: Rexcalibur

Nickname: Zi

Age: Meet me and I might tell you

Gender: Male

Me: High School Student & Whatever

Whats Cool: Standing up for what you think, Video Games, Paintball, Most stuff about computers, Chinese food, and screwing around.

Whats Crappy: People who don't practice civil being, Snakes-(NO FINGER), Large amounts of people in one place.

Some Past Stories:

READ THE FOLLOWING: These stories are attempted or almost attempted by trained psychiatric retards who obviously have nothing better to do...we don't really care if you attempt them just don't get pissed at us for your own stupidity...

Well as you all know my friends and I are all on verge of psychiatric care...here are some stories to show you what the feeling is like...

Friends: Me, Austin, Jesse, Kenny, Trevor, Dalton

#1 - Well my friends and I were bored, of course we decided to piss off Austins parents so we all stripped down to our boxers and proceeded to run around their house which was conveniently sitting to the right of a major highway...well after about ten minutes we saw the curtains close and we decided to give up, but then the next story comes...

#2 - Taking place at the same house we were bored of the boxer thing so we decided pain was the key...and to our amazement there was a huge patch of dried dirt clods to the side of the house and obviously like any group of boys would, we threw them a each other... let me say when they are filled with gravel you WILL get a headache...so eventually we ended up with an open wound on my friend Jesse's head and thats when we stopped...no worries there wasn't a need for stitches but the icepack came in handy.

#3 - Ah one of the better stories...well it all started when we were all again at my friend Austins house and watching -The Date Movie- so of course my more perverted friend Kenny was kissing the TV with every fat girl scene in his sight, and thats when it happened. (Keep in mind that this is a basement) after about twenty minutes of extreme fat action Kenny started messing with my nervous friend Jesse so eventually Kenny chases Jesse over the couch. Well Jesse gets over the couch and begins running at full speed, but he looks back to see Kenny's position and then turns around to find his face planted smack dab into the support beam which shook the whole house. As he was lying on the floor we where all laughing a our butts off when meanwhile Austins parents thought there could have been a small earthquake... this time we had to combo up on the icepack with some much needed ibuprofen.

#4 - OK heres the thing Dalton is like a retarded genius...anyway one day we were playing paintball and Dalton pulls out a couple small chemical bombs he made and no I'm not telling how...anyway he set them off unexpectedly and we all about pissed ourselves...a week later I try to make the same bomb and well it didn't work so I was bored and the solution to any type of boredom is of course is to hit it with a shovel...lets just say after a couple of days with medical supplies and stained clothes I decided never to hit a chemical bomb with a shovel again.

#5 - OK this story takes place at Trevor's house. One winter day in January Trevor had a B-Day party. We all did the usual, lots of junk food and video games till our retinas were burnt out.Well Austin was a little evil and felt like showing it off and it was convenient that Jesse had just gone to bed early...and of course we let him get to where he was out cold and ran up the stairs to the bathroom where Trevor's mom kept all her make up and we grabbed the first thing we saw ...the fingernail polish... then headed back downstairs and proceeded to paint Jesse's fingernails purple.....we are guys so we know nothing of make up and we only put one coat on. OK it sounds boring but heres the sad part...when Jesse woke up he proceeded to tell us how we where dumb asses for not double coating them............ >> WTF ....we just kind of looked at each other and then decided that Jesse was really a girl...and the whole school agreed. ^^ I thought it was pretty funny.

To Be Continued....

Favorite Quotes:

Alex: Hey look all the little grade schoolers came out for recess...
Me: Wow you can defiantly relate to them...
Alex: How?
Me: Well because you don't have anything that they don't have....
Dane: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: Snicker
Alex: ****
Dane: Owned

Zi - Sheer awesomeness