FRIENDS * * * *fake friends: Never ask for food.true friends: are the reasons you have no food.fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrstrue friends: Call your parents DAD/MOMfake friends: bail you out of <a title="Powered by Text-Enhance" id="_GPLITA_2" style="text-decoration:underline" href="#" in_rurl="http://trkjmp.com/click?v=VVM6MjMwNzg6MTI4OmphaWw6NjA0NzdiYzhhOWE5ZmZiMDA0ZjY2OGQ5ODE4MjhhOGM6ei0xMDYzLTE1MjI0Ond3dy5nYWlhb25saW5lLmNvbToxMzEzMDpzbWFsbF9zcXVhcmU">jail</a> and tell you what you did was wrong.truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!"fake friends: never seen you cry.true friends: cry with youfake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.true friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.fake friends: know a few things about you.true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.true friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.fake friends: Would knock on your front door.true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"fake friends: Are for a while.true friends: Are for life.fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.true friends: Will knock them the f**k outfake friends: Will read this.true friends: Will steal this, just like I did
this guy is hilarious!! ^O^
Don't mess with me and i'll be nice to you ^.^
"I'm sexy and i know it!" ^.^
Who would ever resist my cuteness? >u<
I dont donate or give my things away!