1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning

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Ahmei Lavellan Report | 09/11/2010 3:55 pm
Ahmei Lavellan
As ya should. ^-^
Ahmei Lavellan Report | 09/08/2010 12:13 pm
Ahmei Lavellan
You're profile is all rainbowy!! 4laugh
I Hope For Sad Endings Report | 08/24/2010 12:57 pm
I Hope For Sad Endings
True. They shouldn't have replaced him
I Hope For Sad Endings Report | 08/17/2010 1:18 pm
I Hope For Sad Endings
Lol. I'm curious why they didn't take him back though.
I Hope For Sad Endings Report | 08/15/2010 12:57 pm
I Hope For Sad Endings
*shrugs* Guess you're right. I read he was trying to make a new band.
I Hope For Sad Endings Report | 08/14/2010 2:45 pm
I Hope For Sad Endings
I like both of them, but Ronnie makes awesome faces so he is slightly better.
I Hope For Sad Endings Report | 08/14/2010 7:09 am
I Hope For Sad Endings
I only heard of them when my friend borrowed my mp3 and downloaded their songs on their. Ashley is a good song
I Hope For Sad Endings Report | 08/08/2010 7:34 am
I Hope For Sad Endings
I love Escape the Fate too. Ronnie was awesome
Yaneza-kun Report | 07/27/2010 11:12 pm
Congratulations, your application to the United Gaian Military Forces has been accepted. Please proceed to the guild's forums and request for an instructor. Thank you, and hope to see you on the Marine Branch. Good luck.
turnado novla Report | 07/09/2010 11:51 am
turnado novla
copy/paste this to 10 profiles and log off and log in then log in and check your money and you'll get 100,000 it really works