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Last Login: 05/14/2019 6:13 pm

Registered: 09/06/2006

Gender: Female

Birthday: 06/09

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My name is Anri, and I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls in skintight leather and a cape. Wait, that's not me, that's my alter ego.

I like to read. Everything. I've got a thing for Clark Kent. I make 30-Minute brownies in 20 minutes. I only try new things if bullied into it with a rolled up newspaper. I hurl shoes at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I'm darkly cynical yet somehow fluffy.

I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I believe in alternate dimensions and aliens. I can balance a checkbook in one hand. I bounce, dodge, weave and pounce with the skill of a ten-year old. I am ticklish in nearly every body part.

On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed. I'm an equal opportunity flirt - if you breathe on a regular basis, I probably have a crush on you. I suffer from a surplus of personality.

I'm always ecstatic, but nothing ever sticks to me. I have been caller number 9 and won the free tickets. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I'm a cross dresser - deciding what to wear can make me angry.

Damn, son.

Also: King Kong has hidden 99 bananas in this profile. Can you find them before they explode?


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Asian Hon Report | 06/29/2015 7:57 am
Asian Hon
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Princess Dragonlady Report | 05/22/2015 7:44 pm
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Motherglare Report | 10/09/2014 2:49 pm
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shy gh0st Report | 09/13/2014 3:15 pm
shy gh0st
you got me with the banana gag emo
aka_spaci_2007 Report | 07/09/2014 2:09 pm
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Chixen Report | 06/09/2014 5:22 pm
Thanks! I've been admiring your avatar too, I like the combination of the cadet arms with the Copper Snippet. 3nodding
Chixen Report | 06/09/2014 11:42 am
Happy Birthday! yum_cupcake
I hope you have a great day!
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Cotton Cohesion
Thank you for buying!
Motherglare Report | 03/14/2014 8:49 pm
Thanks for buying~


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I give myself good advice, but very seldom do I follow it. That explains the trouble.

Are you still looking for the bananas?

That's just silly.

Because I lie, you know.