FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.TRUE FRIENDS: are the reasons you have no food.FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/MrsTRUE FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOMFAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.TRUE FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!"FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.TRUE FRIENDS: cry with youFAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. TRUE FRIENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.TRUE FRINDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.TRUE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.FAKE FRINDS: Would knock on your front door.TRUE FRINDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.TRUE FRIENDS: Are for life.FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.TRUE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." FAKE FRIENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.TRUE FRIENDS: Will knock them the f**k outFAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.TRUE FRIENDS: Will steal this
put this on ur page if:*If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa*If you have ever run into a door*If you have ever tripped over your own feet*If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal*If you have ever tripped down the stairs*If you have ever fallen up the stairs*If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason*If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing
and this weirdo is also my bro
white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism !!!
One night the moon said to me,if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover.i looked back at the moon and said would you ever leave the sky?
if u believe in god he will appericiate it if u copy and paste dis on ur profile thank u and hav a gr8 day :)
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my best buddies in real life...if any of u retards as so to talk to them in a wrong way I'll mess u up at that second
A kid asked Jesus… how much do you love me? Jesus replied,” I love you this much,” and he stretched his arms to the cross and died for us. If you believe in God, put this on your profile
Got a Problem with me? Solve It Think I'm Trippin'? Tie Mah Shoes Can't stand me? Sit Down Can't Face me? Turn Around
Why do we sleep in school, But stay awake through a 3 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly saying , Yet we post the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are expanding? Why is it so easy to purchase beer and drugs but so hard to donate 25 cents for a Charity? Why is it so easy to worship a Celebrity? But very difficult to engage with God? Think about it, are you going to post this on your profile? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? 80 % of you wont post this.The Lord said: If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father