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There is a miracle that started with a kiss,isn't there? Whether it be rain or shine, I will go with you!
Brand new love song, Hale Halelujah! Everyone, let's just go
crazy and love each other!
Welcome to my profile of doom! ~cracks of thunder are heard~ Step warily, for I lost my pet giant spider and she doesn't take kindly to strangers. I am going to take you on a tour of my mind and its many rooms.
This is the Room of Hunger. As you can see, the big hunger meter is filled up, seeing as I had dinner. Quite a nice sandwich I had too. Mhmmmm...whole wheat with german bologna, monterey jack cheese with jalopenos, tabasco sauce, and thousand island dressing. ^___^
And this, ladies and gentlemen s the Room of Musical Instruments.
Gaze upon the many pianos, violins, cellos, organs that fill up my.....ORGANS!!! s**t!!! ~grabs the bleeding organ off the floor and shoved it into a freeze, slamming it shut~ Ahahahaha...nothing to see here...>>'
Onto the next room! ~a big hairy leg appears out of nowhere~ EVERYONE! TAKE COVER!!!! ~takes out a big leash that has a collar on it, swining it in a circle and lassoing it around the head of the giant spider that just appeared~ Bad girl! Escaping again...come on! ~drags the spider to a big doghouse and chains it up~ Like I said....the NEXT room is the Room of Fantasy! This is where my fantasies and daydreams live. If you want, some theatres are open, showing a few of my daydreams in full, living color!!! Ok....I lied...there is one that is in black and white...but its still cool!!!
Anyhow, I hope you enjoyed this brief tour of my mind and I hope you come back again. ^_^ Ciao!
ATTENTION!
I am on a QUEST!!!! YES!!!! A QUEST!!!!
But not on a regular quest, oh no. A quest.....FOR THE HOLY GRAIL!
Just kidding. I'm on a quest for funny postings. ^.^
Rookherst[KOS]
God hates Figs, and Newtonian Physics.
Therefore: God hates Fig Newtons. Eat them not, for they are Confectionery Sin.
Gemza2
In our local gay club theres a pole.....a pole around wich the straight girls like to dance......last weekend there was a poor poor misguided straight girl who couldn't work out why all us Dykes were stood in the middle of the dance floor staring and well drooling....Very short dress tiny tiny undies fit str8 girl pole x Lotsa lesbians = Very random sex in very tiny bathroom in grotty gay club.......theres my secret...oh and as for my Gf? she was @ the bar buying the drinks redface I feel sooo bad!!!!
sensenroro19
LOL
People who masturbate or get laid regularly are proven to be happier. I read it in a health and fitness magazine.
Because I'm a strange person, I shall have two sections below that will change either daily or weekly. So enjoy!!
Joke of the day:
Little Johnny took a drink
Now he'll drink no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
Character of the week:
This week's character is....Hazumu Osaragi from Kashimashi! She was originally a he but was turned into a girl when an alien spaceship landed on her. The aliens were saddened so they recreated her body but made a mistake, making her into a girl. She is a sweet girl and has the fortune (or unfortune) of having two different girls being in love with her. Depends on your point of view there....>_>
Annnndd now.....a collection of "you fail" images.
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The Journal of Chanting Doomyness
Enter.....at your own risk.. Hoooo-ahahahahahahahhaahhaha!!!!! ~lightning crackles and thunder booms in the backround~
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I am the Muffin Queen! Do not question my golden-brownieness!
I am TheGreatShadowraven's top fangirl. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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