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Tales of a Mad Ratter

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♥Ratty Stare-Off ♥

Want a steaming hot slice of self-indulgence? Well, here you go:

I'm a professional drag queen,street performer, petty thief, fox, janitor, and former costume salesman. I'm currently employed selling crappy band T's for minimum wage. In my spare time I enjoy taking long walks off of cliffs, romantic arson lit dates, and being a bitter, sarcastic nut job. I'm an insomniac. Dancing is best done alone, in the dark, partially clothed, at 3 a.m... I love Professor Quilty.<3. He rules. If you disagree, you and Buddha can just suck it. Seriously, go get bent.
More things that rock my sorry world: The U.K., (Oi!) thrift shops, hairless rats, COFFEE, SobriquetX, Prince Pip, androgyny, literacy, and did I mention Quilty?
I hate Myspace. Rednecks creep me out. TECHNO IS SOULLESS.


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SobriquetX Report | 07/06/2011 10:55 am
xD ; Good. I'm relieved.
Halcyon Soul Report | 06/29/2011 10:00 pm
Halcyon Soul
Yerr but just tryin to save up
and the one up in Tampa.
SobriquetX Report | 06/25/2011 7:53 pm
Ehhh.. I'd rather not say anything on it.
BrandonScene Report | 06/22/2011 11:12 pm
Dont be alarmed, I have done this before... Just show me youre teeth...
Halcyon Soul Report | 06/22/2011 5:34 pm
Halcyon Soul
I'm trying to save up so I can get my GED and try to get the tabe test with it plus spend 15.000 k at Paul Mitchell's.
well what have you been up to? I can try and get to you so we can resume the study.
SobriquetX Report | 06/21/2011 3:06 pm
xDD Thank you. <33 I still like you though you're a jalapeno ferret.
SobriquetX Report | 06/21/2011 3:00 pm
xDD Haha, I wish I had my old strength. I'm just a meaty marshmallow now.
SobriquetX Report | 06/21/2011 1:38 pm
;w; *hug*
Halcyon Soul Report | 02/11/2011 10:37 pm
Halcyon Soul
because I'm vain and I'm awesome :3
and I'm amazzingly AWESOME!!! biggrin
SobriquetX Report | 02/11/2011 7:30 pm


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