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Last Login: 03/15/2011 4:28 am

Registered: 09/20/2007

Gender: Male

Location: Prescott, Arizona

Birthday: 04/27/1993

Occupation: idk, porn star?

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I'll tear for you
wen you're six feet in the ground
I'll be there for you
when you're needing me around
this is the last time that I'll see your pretty face
im so far away.........no

 

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I write music, I smoke weed, I drink, I smoke cigarettes.
What else do you want?
I'm the ill type, blow my brains out, just to see what it feels like
******** YOU!!!

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Songs ive written for the first album

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Shadow Guard Elite Report | 02/22/2009 11:30 am
Shadow Guard Elite
Of course not, cause that would make sense.

I think they were just so freaking stoked that they couldn't contain themselves.

And lost their common sense.
Shadow Guard Elite Report | 02/04/2009 12:14 pm
Shadow Guard Elite
Yeah. At the party, everyone was freaking the hell out.

It was ridiculous. I was like 'dammit, should've bet on the Steelers'

I was still pissed that they'd won though.

It would've been really awesome if the Cardinals had won.
Shadow Guard Elite Report | 02/04/2009 12:04 pm
Shadow Guard Elite
Damn, that sucks.

My friends wanted to set up a little bet between us but I didn't have the money.

And there was always the TINY chance that the Cardinals would win.
Shadow Guard Elite Report | 02/03/2009 6:31 pm
Shadow Guard Elite
Well, I was kinda wanted the Cardinals to win.

Cause they were the underdogs and all.

But I KNEW that the Steelers were gonna win.

How about you?
Shadow Guard Elite Report | 02/02/2009 1:21 pm
Shadow Guard Elite
Good, good.

I've been working non-stop, but that's nothing unusual.

Oh! I went to a Super Bowl Party yesterday with a group of friends.

And despite the fact that I don't really watch football to begin with, it was pretty fun.

How about you?
Shadow Guard Elite Report | 02/01/2009 12:41 pm
Shadow Guard Elite
Indeed, indeed.

That's the way to do it.
Shadow Guard Elite Report | 01/29/2009 12:41 pm
Shadow Guard Elite
Exactly.

Wouldn't want to waste the good stuff.

=P
Shadow Guard Elite Report | 01/28/2009 12:25 pm
Shadow Guard Elite
Indeed.

There are just those time when you'd really LIKE to be up in the clouds

but it doesn't happen without help.

Which isn't such a big deal when that something extra is readily available.

It just depends.
Shadow Guard Elite Report | 01/28/2009 11:36 am
Shadow Guard Elite
Haha, I noticed that.

Hyped up, eh? Nice.

No biggie. I was feeling a tad hyped up for a while yesterday, too.

Not anything specific, I was just...restless.

It's more fun sometimes.
Shadow Guard Elite Report | 01/27/2009 6:21 pm
Shadow Guard Elite
Haha, that's how I am somtimes.

Although I do tend to ask the questions later.

It just depends. I just can't do the whole 'nice to everyone' bit.

Too much work to be nice to people I don't even particularly like.
 

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Ever wondered why people say "You don't know s**t!"? Well, thanks to this educational paragraph, you too can know just why that phrase is said.


For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my friends generous genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.


Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt..

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.


Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.


Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.


Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.


Sincerely,
Crock O.
Schitt
 
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YOU MIGHT WIN ONE BATTLE BUT KNOW THIS I'LL WIN THE ******** WAR!

im such a narutard

dats me.