Dan is excellently excellent. He works for the Blue Banana corporation selling evil balloons to kids. One day he will repulse the revolution and strike out against an evil army of subsaharan squirrels.

What the hell is going on with my life? One minute I'm on my own and the next I'm swimming in a land of awesome, meeting new people is fun. You should try it some time.

Earth: Mostly Harmless.

I am pretty sure I exist, I checked. I just wanted to make sure, so can you tell me?