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Report | 08/17/2008 11:11 pm

SpaceNaziCadet

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Report | 08/08/2008 4:58 pm

jaypoul_rock

jpoul_rock03@yahoo.com e2 na

Report | 06/28/2008 8:34 pm

bert dee

hey cute..waz zup..

Report | 06/22/2008 5:11 pm

JeRkin_JaReD

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Report | 06/06/2008 4:59 am

handfuls24

hi..hi hello

Report | 05/19/2008 1:29 am

Foffanna

Stupid people stories
IDIOTS & RETAIL

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY

After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said, "Really? Where is Monosyllabia?". Thinking that he was just kidding, I played along and said that it was just south of Elbonia. He replied, "Oh, you mean over by Croatia?"

ADVICE FOR IDIOTS

An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees: "Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes."

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.

IDIOTS & COMPUTERS

My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE

I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she was very disappointed.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

AN IDIOT'S IDIOT

Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

Report | 05/16/2008 2:04 pm

Foffanna

Life
Generally speaking, Life is purple
I mean, it flows, streamlined
in shades of blue, red, yellow...
You never know from one day to the next
what color you will recieve.

Report | 05/10/2008 1:38 am

jhon rhey123

sana makita ko uli kayo...

Report | 05/10/2008 1:37 am

jhon rhey123

hi po ganda po profile nyo.

Report | 05/09/2008 7:40 am

jhon rhey123

kmzta ka na po....
hmmmm....cge po..

Report | 05/09/2008 3:31 am

jhon rhey123

congrats nanalo ka sa laban ntin...hehehehe!

Report | 05/08/2008 7:18 pm

thomas595

hey girlfriend check out my profile ps yours is smokin hot

Report | 05/04/2008 3:01 pm

That Sexual Bystander

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Report | 05/04/2008 3:00 pm

That Sexual Bystander

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Report | 05/04/2008 2:46 pm

MiZtUrR 8o8 AzN

neva changed........neva will Bai

Report | 04/29/2008 2:14 pm

lord_pickle_boy

hilow

Report | 04/29/2008 8:14 am

Ephixir

hey its me lord rival man add me ok

Report | 04/27/2008 4:51 pm

kristine_chervy

hi

Report | 04/24/2008 4:08 pm

slasher101777

like your profile

Report | 04/24/2008 12:50 pm

CoDu-CoDu

aha!

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