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Birthday: 07/12


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Hi there! My name is Elizabeth Boleyn.

Interesting facts about me:

►I like typing lowercase L's instead of uppercase I's because it makes me feel sneaky.
►I'm allergic to chocolate.
►I constantly try to be vegetarian and fail miserably at it.
►I love reading. I often avoid it just so I can get work done.
►My dream is to work at an art museum.
►I listen to really bad cookie cutter American pop music and I'm proud of it.
►I also really like 80's rock.
►Owls and cats are frickin' adorable.
►Grammar is the sexiest thing in the world.
►The future scares me.
►Perry the Platypus is cool.
►My bedroom looks like a 3 year old's best dream.
►I love Vincent van Gogh. Thus my obsession with sunflowers.
►I like videogames.
►I am really bad at videogames.
►Except I kick butt at Sticks and Stones. Cross bow ftw.
►Curiosity killed the cat, but PM for a pic, if you're cool like that.
►Dr. Seuss is my bro.
►I hate coffee.
►I'm addicted to procrastination.
►"You can sleep when you're dead."

The History Teacher by Billy Collins

Trying to protect his students' innocence
he told them the Ice Age was really just
the Chilly Age, a period of a million years
when everyone had to wear sweaters.

And the Stone Age became the Gravel Age,
named after the long driveways of the time.

The Spanish Inquisition was nothing more
than an outbreak of questions such as
"How far is it from here to Madrid?"
"What do you call the matador's hat?"

The War of the Roses took place in a garden,
and the Enola Gay dropped one tiny atom on Japan.

The children would leave his classroom
for the playground to torment the weak
and the smart,
mussing up their hair and breaking their glasses,

while he gathered up his notes and walked home
past flower beds and white picket fences,
wondering if they would believe that soldiers
in the Boer War told long, rambling stories
designed to make the enemy nod off.

If you are interested in avvie art, PM me, I'm opening a shop some day.



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Invisible WingsofDeath Report | 08/03/2012 8:55 pm
Invisible WingsofDeath
Thanks for your comment. I like your profile too. Seems a lot nicer then mine.
spooky bits Report | 08/02/2012 5:14 pm
spooky bits
hahaha, thank you heart
dhampir_princess Report | 04/12/2012 10:15 pm
heh heh. well, when calling someone out on something, it's best to have my own facts straight. I pride myself on having a pretty big vocabulary (not super genius or anything, just better than the average person most the time).

that use of exploit will probably never find its way into my working vocabulary... it'll stay in the back of my mind somewhere though, I'm sure. thanks for helping me learn! emotion_brofist
dhampir_princess Report | 04/12/2012 9:38 pm
...just looked up exploit to double check myself. I have literally NEVER heard of this definition of the word exploit before. my mistake i guess. confused

to advance or further through exploitation; promote:
He exploited his new movie through a series of guest appearances.
dhampir_princess Report | 04/12/2012 9:34 pm
not trying to sound like a jerk or nothing, but i think you meant 'exposed' not 'exploited'? sweatdrop

in all reality though, i should probably give those books a look. I've been asked if my name comes from it enough times that i really should see what all the fuss is about.
dhampir_princess Report | 04/12/2012 9:22 pm
heh heh... you're probably thinking of Vampire Academy, but my name is of no reference to that. I've never even read them. I merely refer to dhampir/dhamyr myths in general.
Daddy of Chatterbox Report | 04/11/2012 6:22 am
Daddy of Chatterbox
I really like your avatar. :3
Daddy of Chatterbox Report | 04/11/2012 5:52 am
Daddy of Chatterbox
Thank youuu ^^
moolah1237 Report | 06/25/2011 9:32 pm
oh, thank you very much ~ !
but ... erm ... there's actually 2 male spots that are still open. ^^
if you're interested, feel free to apply ~ ! ;D
Syrionia Report | 06/03/2010 12:41 pm
I'll get started on it and be back in touch with you over the next few days smile



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