Queen-of-Sarcastica

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Last Login: 05/15/2018 10:16 am

Registered: 10/29/2005

Gender: Female

Location: In a SALMON house...it's not pink, it is SALMON!!

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Blue Grecian Sandals - virtual item
Smashing Cities - virtual item Smashing Cities
Heart of Gold - virtual item
Wonderland - virtual item Wonderland
Whip of Ice - virtual item Whip of Ice
Elemental Hair - virtual item Elemental Hair
Gothic Veil - virtual item Gothic Veil
Elemental Wings - virtual item Elemental Wings
Nihonshu Geisha - virtual item Nihonshu Geisha

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About

"So you're not mad, my lady?" the young squire asked.

"Mad? God no. You've turned in you're usual fantastic work." I answered looking down at him.

The squire's smile faltered. "Are you making fun of me, my lady?"

"What a thought! Making fun of the boy who singlehandly got every horse in my stable slaughtered trying to get a Holy Grail that turned out to be a craftman's mug. Why would I be making fun of you about THAT!?" I answered my voice dripping with it's usual sarcasm.

He grinned. "I'm so glad my lady. Thank you for your forgiveness." And he bowed himself from the room.

It took me at least a minute to stop staring at the door he had closed behind him. Good God why would anyone like that live in Sarcastica? I sighed. Sarcasm is wasted on the stupid.

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Kaiser Quesadilla Report | 01/09/2018 9:13 pm
I wouldn't be at all sarcastic to a squire that killed all my horses. Those things were expensive! No, I'd have sent him to work the land as a bondsman, or set afire and hurled off the parapet.
Dfudhkfjdjeididnejdjd Report | 07/26/2012 6:30 pm
Where is that story about the squire from??
Beeevaa Report | 07/08/2011 10:02 am
You have a pretty face in your sigpic.
Dont treat me like potato Report | 02/26/2010 7:31 pm
Can I just say. I don't know if it's you and your partner or not for sure, but I just wanted to say "You make a great couple"

Hehe... random I know.
Pandora Songweaver Report | 12/08/2008 10:36 am
the bats are called vampire's bat swarm
Valgaror Report | 12/07/2008 4:18 pm
They are silly! Country's very convenient for invading, but other than that? All that phallic bread.... XD
Pandora Songweaver Report | 12/07/2008 7:54 am
you have a beautiful avi! ^_^*
Bread_Time Report | 12/06/2008 7:32 am
sir...>.<

ok whatever



its all fine i guess
Bread_Time Report | 12/06/2008 7:25 am
i know i saw you in the gd
Bread_Time Report | 12/06/2008 7:21 am
Good morning GD'er

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"If the machine of government is of such a nature that it requires you to be the agent of injustice to another, then, I say, break the law." -Henry David Thoreau

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