Hi, my friends call me queen, or ayumi, (sometimes ayu or hoe)
.. I spend a lot of time on zOMG! I'm extra sarcastic and mean but will still listen to your problems in life and give terrible advise such as burn their house down
And I'm a dudette with balls bigger than most dudes I know and have a mouth that can make a sailor blush (jokes)... maybe
I’m also a 5’1” smol bean who will fcking fite Goliath..
don’t try me (ง ﾟ ͜つ ﾟ)ง
I am daily coffee and evening tea kinda gal *sips*
I'm a Virgo, so I'm trustworthy, but can still spot your bullshit 10 miles away, although I'll continue to let you think I'm buying your bs...
I'm also a sympathetic sociopath..Unlike Sherlock Holmes (high functioning sociopath)
, I can barely function sometimes
I have more virtual friends than rl friends because I'm a workaholic with no actual social life..
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What more you wanna know? Fok off