RESONS WHY JESUS IS A NINJA
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If something is to good to be true you better shoot it just in case
I don't think I'm being weird enough
You can't insult someone who refuses to be insulted
If at frist you don't succeed destroy all evidence you tried
If at frist you do succeed try not to look astonished
make like a shepard and get the flock out of here
This is my diversion you die in this version
If explosives didn't solve your problems you obviously weren't using enough of them.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high level explosives.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
In theory, everything works
I said I had my reasons. I never said you would understand.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience