i guess it's time i finally put something in here.....Uhhhh.....this is going extremely well as you can see. ok i love to write, and from what i'm told i write too much though i doubt it's possible.
i guess i should warn you all that i can be pretty sarcastic if you haven't figured that out already, and i guess i'm bitchy but only if you bug me enough.
i hate school, but i like to dance, i like to read greek mythology a lot too. i can't stand sickeningly happy people who can't tolerate sarcasm, and i can't stand religous people dead set on converting me, the nuns already tried and it didn't work, but it's a pretty good story. i'm a clutzy person who falls down and runs into stuff all the time. ha, if you asked me i'd probably have a bruise to prove it.
i have a webpage and the address is on here somewhere but i'm just too lazy to look and tell exactly where the damn thing is.
if you want to talk to me you know what to do. but just be aware i was put on this earth to torment and challenge authority, but mostly torment...but hey i only do it cuz i care. lol
i used to tap dance, i did for six years before school kind of got in the way. my mom's preggers and my step family to put it nicely make me wish i were in boarding school. i'm short like five feet and a quarter inch, brown hair *sometimes straight sometimes curly*, i'm a mix of black and white so i'm just kind of dark skinned i guess but that's fadin a little, and i'm fifteen as of February Twelfth. . . i like making webpages i think i have five now. which is pretty damn good for me. but they may need to be updated. ha. it was really odd in webpage design how i got a B in the class but never saw my own webpage. i don't even see how that could work out since i made it. weird though. i write a hell of a lot but i just can't seem to finish any of them. i love writing and i read way too much for my own good. but that's just me. thank god everyone's different.
i thought this was funny so i'm puttin this in
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me.
4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I grew up.
19.. Procrastinate Now!
20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With that?
21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand times the memory.
27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime
commitment for a pig.
28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
"WARNING: This is not an oral contraceptive. Eating this product will not prevent pregnancy, has no nutritional value, tastes like wallpaper paste, and is not part of a complete breakfast.
well duh..... stare
but this is seriously on a warning label.
how dumb can some people be?