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Name: Victor Johnson
Born: 3-22-1987
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown

System Specifications: Cynical, bitter, and sometimes needlessly malicious. CAUTION! Keep away from open flames, small children, the elderly, sheltered youths, sharp objects, churches, and corrosive or explosive chemicals.

WARNING! Continued use can prove harmful or fatal. Use with common sense. Consult a physician, psychiatrist, and pastor before making contact.
Side effects include; Coughing, sneezing, fever, hypertension, dementia, kidney and liver failure, pulmonary edema, necrosis, and sudden death.

According to some, I'm a social miscreant. The same kind of riff-raff your parents warned you about. I do everything a person my age shouldn't be doing. I smoke, I drink, I eat red meat, I listen to devil music and that vulgar gangster rap stuff that makes baby Jesus cry. In absolute truth, I'm none of the above, save for the first four things I listed, which if you read back and double checked, is everything. I'm my own person, capable of forming his own opinions and views without being too heavily biased by outside forces.
However, to be totally honest, I'll corrupt your pure little heart the second I get the chance. Just for kicks.
So what the ******** are you waiting for? Let's kick start the apocalypse and sacrifice small animals to our warped god together. We'll roast marshmallows and sing camp songs, it'll be ******** wicked.

://Psychon-RaSCaL-{:HAZE:}

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Morava

Report | 01/23/2023 2:48 pm

Morava

ninja
Morava

Report | 10/13/2016 9:02 am

Morava

heart
Morava

Report | 05/14/2015 3:25 pm

Morava

Whoops, it's been a couple of years. I'm still here! biggrin Hope you come back!
Morava

Report | 06/27/2013 10:04 am

Morava

Rawr. biggrin
diabolical_girl

Report | 02/11/2010 5:33 am

diabolical_girl

Kewl avi
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Report | 07/29/2009 11:44 pm

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ok ^^_

thanks for the reply though ^^_
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Report | 07/29/2009 11:40 pm

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elow can i buy your letters for 13k each?
Lady Synthetic

Report | 05/18/2009 2:37 pm

Lady Synthetic

Well, my HeadOwl is better razz In fact, I have a whole parliament of HeadOwls!
Lady Synthetic

Report | 05/16/2009 11:21 am

Lady Synthetic

Look at me I'm the cutest thing since sliced bread! *clings like a sock out of the dryer*

Love you. And your silly HeadCat. razz
Lady Synthetic

Report | 05/15/2009 3:54 pm

Lady Synthetic

I'm up in yur profile leavin' you commentz

P.S. I miss you razz <3<3<3

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