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My cat Tickles is officially evil and I once saw her kill a man with her mind (scary thoughts there). I have a profession for stalking and have at least 4 restraining orders against me in all 51 states and Peurto Rico. I can laugh better than you, eat more than you, own better than you, talk faster than you, and run away from cops better than you. Chuck Norris is my second cousin and his middle name is Jesus. He killed my hamster because he threatened Chuck's movie career. Lastly I am in a 4x by 4x cell and am trying to tunnel my way out of jail with a book and my mind.THINGS NOT TO DO :
1. If you message me I WILL FIND YOU!
2. If you talk bad about my profession I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!
3. If you hurt my feelings I WILL HURT YOUR MENTAL STABILITY!
4. If you argue with me or my friends (if there are any out there) I WILL HAND YOU YOUR SOUL ON A BARREL OF A SHOT GUN!
5. If you disagree with any of the above I WILL CONTACT YOU LAWYER! (then phone your mother)
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