A Bit About MeHello citizens! I am a simple member of the Barton Regulators, looking to keep all of Barton Town's people safe from any and all evil!
....well, okay, I'm more like a intern....
...but it's okay to dream, right!?
I mean, sure, they treat me like a rookie and ignore my official rank (which I swear is authentic!), and sure, the other members pick on me a lot....and make me clean their armor....and tell me to run into the flaming buildings to save cats when really there aren't cats in there to begin with-
Erm, okay, I think I'll stop talking about that, kind of bumming myself out.
I mean...I know one day, I'll make it to the top of the Regulators. I'll become the hero! Then...then maybe everyone will see me as that good guy, and not some intern/punching bag. Like, literally...a punching bag. Really hurts too.