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Here's how I responded to this random question in a chatterbox quiz I took once:
What would you do if an Alien landed in your backyard and asked for directions to the White House?
I would say "Well....to tell you the truth, I have no earthly (lol) idea. I do apologize. I know it must have taken you guys a long time to get here, but...hey! You got internet in your UFO? You could try google. I'm sure you could fine directions there. But, hey, how's life as an alien going? Can you guys speak like a million different languages? I know some spanish. Can you practice with me? I'm going to take spanish 3 this year in school and I really want to do good. Oh, yeah, I guess you guys have to go though, huh? Take over the world and all that jazz? Well, I guess I'll see ya later then. Hey! When you get to the White House tell the dumbass president that I said 'hi. Doing a good job' and make sure you emphasize that sarcasm because he just might not get it. Well, okay. Good luck with all that! Bye."
But that really has nothing to do with anything. I just thought I'd share that with you. You should feel privileged....and I looked up the word "privileged" like three times to make sure I was spelling it right and it still looks weird to me. I don't know. But....yeah.
I kinda wanna look like dis:
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My Boring Life
You probably are wasting your time reading this...unless you are really bored and depressed and reading about my boring life at the moment seems like the best solution to making your life seem better.
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How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale.
How cheerfully he seems to grin
How neatly spreads his claws
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws.
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