my bff luv her like a sis
ur almost there i promise
awwww u came all the way down here to see me :)
plz tell me ur not gna leave me here all by myself :(
20 ways to get kickes out of walmart 1.get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in ppl's karts when there not looking 2.set all the alarm clocks in the housewares to go off in 5-min intervals 3.make a trail of tomatoe juice on the floor leading to the gurls restroom 4.walk up to an employee and tell them code three in the housewares and see wat happens 5.go up to a service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away 6.move a caution wet floor sign to a carpeted area 7.set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers u'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the beding department 8.when a clerk asks u if they can help u begin to cry and say"why cant u ppl leave me alone" 9.look rite into a security camera,use it as a mirror and pick ur nose 10.while handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are 11.dart around the store loudly humming the "mission impossible theme" 12.in the auto department,practice ur"madonna looks"using different size funnels 13.hide in the clothing ranks and when ppl browse through say"PICK ME PICK ME!" 14.when the announcements come on the loud speakers assume the fatel position and scream"NO!NO! ITS THOSE LITTLE VOICES IN MY HEAD AGAIN!" 15.go into a fitting romom,close the door,then wait a while and yell"there's no toilet paper in here!!" 16.get several bouncy balls and throw them down the aisles shouting "go pikachu go!" 17. write "i see dead ppl" on the typewriters 18.unwrap all the cocolate bars and say"ive got to fine the golden ticket!" 19.put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store,if someoen tries to pick it up jump out and say "swiper no swiping!" 20.throe skittles at people and yell"TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!"..... do these things and u'll get kiked out quikley :)
NORMAL PEOPLE SCARE ME!!! XD
Boy:I love you Girl:I hate you Boy:are u sure Girl:im sure Boy:waiter bill for me alone... Girl:hey hey i love you!!!
DEAR MATHS...GROW UP AND SOLVE UR OWN PROBLEMS...
unless u've lived my life,dont judge me cuz u dont no,never have and never will no every little thing and detail about me...
from sister to sister i <3 u :)
WHEN U LOVE SOMEONE,YOU DONT GIVE UP :]
friends ask y ur crying...best friends already have the shovel to bury the loser that made u cry...
a true friend is someone who understands ur past,believes in ur future,and accepts u today,just the way u are
I HAVE SEEN THE END O.O NO ONE WAS SPARED,NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN O.O
u eated my cheezeburger :( :( :(
:'( im sad no one adds me :'(
c0mM3nT pPl
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haha.
i think i have read it already but i wasnt able to reply
nothing much. how about you?
( ';')
(> )> █ I was like, totally gonna give u this chocolate bar....
U..U
...()_()
..(o_o )
█<( < But then i was like...
....U..U
()_()
(O.O)
(>█< Im sooo hungry!!!
U....U
()_()
(^.^)
(>█ < Then I ated it............
.U...U
and i dont know who that "girl" is that you are talking about
that jovyniaaa is my ex, were not together anymore so that makes me single wink
id love to hang out sometime when we get to catch up with each other
so i guess ill see you around? xd wink wink