This Noob

Hey, strangers. Terribly sorry if I offend you in any way.

Kiara. Oscar the Grouch. Emo. Pop Punk. Loser. Uncool in ways unimaginable. Oblivious. Depressed assdick. Fabulous, not.

Self proclaimed dark overlord.

Also a creeper who likes to search up Dylan O’Brien, Dan Howell and Theo James in the middle of the ******** night and can not for the life of her stop acting like a Japanese middle school girl when shown a shirtless picture of said people.


Used to be a dancer but was too lazy and miserable to continue, also she’s a psychopath in the making. She hasn’t gotten her evil laugh down yet, still working on it.

‘You watch too much TV shows.’ You don’t watch enough of it.

Unfunny but has an absolute kickass music taste. (Deathcore to High School Musical soundtracks, hells yeah) It varies, really.

No one gets her jokes unless she explains, it’s sad. For them, that is.

She has more enemies than friends. Two, four, six, eight…heard you like to fornicate.

Refers to everyone as gurl just like she refers to her friends as little shits or ******** in a loving way.

You can talk to her any time at all but a warning, she has a tendency to abandon her accounts here on Gaia for days at a time but comes back to check in on it...and ends up getting sucked back in. Rinse and repeat.