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10 quick chuck norris facts
1 he has counted to infinity, twice
2 apple pays chuck norris $1 every time he listens to a song
3 when chuck norris jumps in water, he doesn't get wet, wet gets chuck norrised
4 Chuck norris can kill two birds with one stone
5 chuck norris's tears can cure cancer, too bad he never crys
6 chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits
7 lightning never striks in the same place twice cause chuck norris is waiting
8 chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hidding
9 when chuck norris does push ups, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the earth down
10 if you type chuck norris into google, it won't give you anything. You don't find chuck norris, he finds you



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