"Do what the world does; I don't give a crap! What I do is better, and the world should know that! (Only because I'm gonna stab it in the back later, but you get my point...)"
"@#$% the government; ever since Bush came to power we've had people dying, gas prices rising, and people jumping over the boarder from Mexico and people jumping to Canada. Hey, that a'int a bad idea!"
"Y'see, when a girl is more perverted than the boy and she tends to sexually assault the males, that is a sign of the apocalypse."
WHO AM I?! That is the most blasphemic question I have ever heard! Didn't your parents tell you about the great PHANTOMBYTE and how he outsmarted the great heroes and eventually almost took over the world? Well, after that, he overcame the demonic power that took over him by the corny power of friendship and became the spazzy goofball he is today.
If you didn't know that, you suck.
But, meh, I could supply my short file:
Age: Does it matter?
Class: Rockstar Cleric
Good? Now go tell the story to your children! (If you will ever have any)
Fred Leclercq is God. More Godly than Chuck Norris.