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LavenderSoda Report | 09/28/2017 8:56 pm

H-Hey there, little girl... *licks lips* I heard you, uhh... Want a Daddy... I make 87k a year, and I can buy you whatever you want. You better not say no you little ******** b***h I'll kill you do you unde

Pixel Butt Report | 04/24/2012 7:58 pm

WHAT
WHAT
IN THE BUTT

iSiLVERNAL Report | 12/31/2011 3:11 pm

THIS OTHER POPPA
HIS NAME IS... UH JOHNNY APPLESEED
HE'S JUST A-PLANTIN HIS LITTLE APPLESEEDS ALL OVER WASHINGTON
YESIREE
emotion_awesome

iSiLVERNAL Report | 12/30/2011 9:27 pm

INTERNET SYMPATHY WHAT
...IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY, WAIFU
IT JUST DOESN'T
(oh riiiiiight~ man, kids these days, just going around making up terms to confuse their elders, man, yeah, geez D:< )

NO NO NO
I AM YOUR MOMMA FROM... FROM ANOTHER PAPA
I AM THE MOMMA THAT GROWS INTERNETS IN HER CLOSETTTT 8D

iSiLVERNAL Report | 12/30/2011 9:00 pm

Will you now.
YOU BETTER
OUR FRIENDSHIP RIDES UPON YOU MAKING IT BACK UP TO MEEEE (wait what are we even talking about, I forgot... ||OTL)

WELL IT SURE LOOKS DONE TO ME
COME TO MOMMA, JOO SEXAY BABAYYYYYYY emotion_awesome

iSiLVERNAL Report | 12/30/2011 6:15 pm

you better be sorry
BECAUSE I'M NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU EVER AGAIN (lol get it because we're not SPEAKING technically, we're typing lol right okayyyy gonna shut up now)

"RAVISH ME RAVISH ME--" OMG YEAHH PRETTY LADYYYYY 8D

iSiLVERNAL Report | 12/30/2011 6:08 pm

Yeah, I knew it. For shame. Soniamdisappoint. :I

HUH REALLY
CAUSE I AM LOOKING AT IT AND IT IS SCREAMING
"I AM DONE"
"RAVISH ME"
ohhhhh youuuuuuuuuu redface

iSiLVERNAL Report | 12/30/2011 6:03 pm

ORLY (you just made that up, didn't you... ||OTL)

ALSO, LOOK AT YOUUUU
WAIFU, YOU'RE SO LOVELY DECKED OUT IN ALL THAT SMEXY GREEN AND BLACK 8DD

iSiLVERNAL Report | 12/30/2011 5:50 pm

WHOA, BRO, CALM DOWN
CALM DOWN, BRO
NOT GOOD TO HNNG TOO MUCH IN ONE SITTING, BRO
LIMIT YOURSELF TO LIKE ONE PER MINUTE OKAY?

iSiLVERNAL Report | 12/30/2011 5:21 pm

BLAUGHHHH SHE HATES IT BLAUGHHH gonk

Well, if it melted, I expect there would be a whole lot of popping noises and lots and lots of hot sticky plastic everywhere...
...
......
... emotion_dowant