Old, cantankerous, contradictory, bitter, jaded, selfish, apathetic, perverse, and probably at least a little strange.
I hate writing paragraphs about myself, as it always tends to skew towards vanity about halfway through. If you have questions or want answers shoot me a PM. I won't bite unless I know you enjoy that.
Oh, and appearances can be deceiving...js.
Please don't send me begging PMs!
I do donate, but not if you ask!
Dedicated to passing thoughts and complaints.