To distract you from stalking me...
A few facts on Elvy:
She is female.
She lives in Western Australia.
And she is 26 years old.
Those are the basics.
I don't usually tell people my name on the internet, but guess what? I'm going to give you all the special privledge of knowing it.
My name is Phil Degrave.
Laughing? Well stop it! It's rude to laugh at other people's names. Dammit stare
An interesting fact about myself?
There's an unofficial Australian law that says I'm not allowed to say 'Wet ferret'.
There are cannibals in my ancestry ^.^
Oh and these people have given me gifts and they are the best people in the world... because I'm the Queen of the Universe and I said so... stare
Caboose007: 3800 gold heart Apparently I have fans, so I shall immortalize them here for everyone to take a gander at...
Sadi Seyer: Sweetheart Silver Earrings, Nitemare Collar, 100 gold, Gin the Kitty O_O eek heart
Kurix: Pearl Earrings heart
Xelidaur: Fairy Cloth heart
Confuzed-Soul: Flower Wristband heart
Dark_Queen_Suka: White Paper Cat Band, Thankyou Letter for August 2007 xd heart
Suren-kun: 16 000 gold O_O heart heart
Kytten_Hime: 2000 gold heart
Burning_Rave_909: Angelic Parasol, Black Musketeer Hat O_O whee heart
Red Mirage: 5500 gold heart
Flaconscale: Celestial Wrap, Thankyou Letter for May 2007, Thankyou Letter for June 2007, 1094 gold, Thankyou Letter for September 2007, Pixie, Thankyou Letter for October 2007 eek heart
Raijin of the Thunder: Celebrity Date heart
LovelySA07: 2000 gold, Thankyou Letter for July 2007, Thankyou Letter for August 2007 sweatdrop heart
Vampire Angel Freadric: 6000 gold heart
Bitter Longevity: Spirit Falcon, Spirit Hair, Pearl Necklace eek heart
Lunaria Sangrael: 800 gold heart
Raziel313: Dark Halo 4laugh heart
Walikeheke: Lex's Dark Top heart
Seduce a Stranger: Ladybug Crown heart
Untaken Name: Spirited 2k6 Corsage heart
Untaken Name, Karinna, Rainbow_Zombi: Yemaya's Pearl heart heart
If you want to be a fan or you just want your name on a random person's profile O.o, just leave a comment, send a PM, or catch me in the forums, you can even ask when I'm lurking in the games or in Towns... Basically, it's a free for all![ABANDONED] Harlequin ~ Strange, strange guy... but he ish my fan, so all ish forgiven... xd
Suren-kun ~ Heee! My fanboy... heart
Sadi Seyer ~ Uhh... weird much?? Yeah, I know you love me confused
Illizana Seyer ~ Yay! Welcome to the team! Such a cutie... 4laugh
Supadiva_03 ~ I fear I might get my head blown off if I don't add her to the list... Heh... sweatdrop
x ii-S p y_C h u x ~ Aww, her cuteness rivals Illi's... and that's saying something 4laugh
Baby Caitie ~ More random fans, what more could a humble little cretin like me ask for? mrgreen
Untaken_Name ~ My Mega Drive soulmate >.< Ahem, sick minded and impervious to my b*tch rants, just the way I like them. evil
Allanna Ceceil ~ Mwahaha! My slave of AwesoMe!! rofl
Sir Ehkru ~ He is my obedient slave. But also my fan. And also a newly discovered transvestite. *licks* Tastes like overcooked caramel. ^.^
JaceDemon ~ A fan but not a slave, apparently. We'll see how long you can resist my dear... mwahahahaha!!
Elvy the Black Dragon
Hoarding Happiness cake since 2007
I did not! I said "entertain me". And in your own, twisted, way, you assumed that meant that I wanted you to strip....
*sticks tongue out at Elvy*
No! No no no
You said 'Entertain me,' but you didn't say what you DIDN'T want me to do. You didn't say "Entertain me, but no stripping, oral sex or beastiality."
Say something hilarious or memorable and I shall immortalize you here, just as I do with my fans. Yeah that's right. Everyone's going to stare at you... eek
brb, lemme walk him to the door....Elvy:
*wiggly eyebrows* Supadiva_03:
nothing like that, elvy. That would take a bit more time. Elvy:
. . . Supadiva_03:
your wiggly eyebrows.... Elvy:
I don't know what you're talking about, I just have naturally wiggly eyebrows... Supadiva_03:
you might want to get that checked out... Elvy:
I did. They said it's a chronic thing. Untreatable. I'm supposed to keep away from innuendos, soft core smut and sexual references. Supadiva_03:
...you don't do that... Elvy:
*wiggly eyebrows* Supadiva_03: