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My name's Chandler, and I don't like nicknames, but I also don't like my first name. So just call me my frist name. Seeing as it doesn't get much better.
I'm 15, but don't judge by my age.
I'm bisexual and single.
I like d**k.
I am a d**k.
The last person I dated was my best friend during a truth or dare game. He was dared to go out with me for twenty minutes. Another player made him break up with me in fifteen. b*****d.
You'll probably annoy me.
If you don't annoy me, then you've accheived something in life.
Metaphoric and d**k rhyme.
I like that's what she said jokes.
My best friend acts like a six year old.
It's currently six in the morning, and I haven't slept yet.
I say that stuff makes me wanna "Punch a baby in the face" a whole freaking lot. I have not once punched an infant anywhere.
I make racist jokes, but I'm not racist.
I like to yell at my dog.
I'm one of those people who, if you get close to me, I expect phone calls, and late night talks that last the whole night.
I connect better over voice than text.
I'm a grammar nazi.
Read all of this? Oh you totally have a life.
Suck my metaphoric d**k.