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Pierrot of St Germain

Report | 01/11/2020 5:15 pm

Pierrot of St Germain

Lovely avy ! whee
gloomspell

Report | 12/20/2019 9:02 pm

gloomspell

Nice Steampunk avi!
Ghostallion

Report | 11/01/2015 10:26 am

Ghostallion

Thank you for buying heart
merry clefairy

Report | 10/30/2015 2:39 pm

merry clefairy

thank yooou <3<3
III Scarlet III

Report | 10/05/2012 2:30 am

III Scarlet III

Happy birthday! emotion_yatta
Fallen Exorcist

Report | 06/15/2012 5:32 am

Fallen Exorcist

yum_puddi
Natz818

Report | 11/22/2011 5:29 pm

Natz818

BAD PARROT

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and
an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed
the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior,
the bird spoke-up, very softly,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Natz818

Report | 11/20/2011 4:10 pm

Natz818

how are you today?
Satanic Orgy

Report | 03/16/2011 7:41 pm

Satanic Orgy

Nice avi!(;
Flower Sun and Rain

Report | 01/16/2011 10:22 pm

Flower Sun and Rain

OH MY GOSH A PASTRY FAIRY you're like my all time favorite fairy next to the candy fairy and the sweets fairy and the bakery fairy and all the other fairies in charge of making delicious and tasty things that I like to eat~