Pastrix

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Hello, I'm Pastrix, the Pastry Chef of Doom!

I wasn't always derranged. I was once a poor black child (watch the Jerk, you jerks!). My life long dream was to become the best pastry chef in all the world, but my dream was tragically shattered to millions of pieces when the best Pastry school of Culinary Arts expelled me. I was furious! How could the school expell me for giving a professor a the best chocolate cream puff that he'd ever set his eyes upon. Hmm, of course, now that I think about it the cream puff was laced with cyanide. He cheated me on the sauces exam. Damn, b*****d gave me a B. WHAT? A B?! How could he have even thought up that grade! It was way better than Miss. Sarah Appleton. That stupid wench's sweets taste like crap. If only I had given HER the- *cough*

I'm sorry, I got carried away. The point is, the school crushed my dream, and they will all pay. Yes, Dean Anderson, watch your hairy, fat back...your morning donut is MINE! Stay on gaurd. Your asses are all mine.

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Glitchness Report | 12/23/2010 10:11 pm
Glitchness
Yesss heart
Glitchness Report | 12/20/2009 8:21 pm
Glitchness
Hmm. Have you read or seen Misery lately?
Ivaliny Report | 06/08/2009 11:48 am
Ivaliny
Holy crap, Pastrix, haven't you noticed that he's just not that into you? I can't even imagine what kind of sick, twisted, manipulative relationship you two would have. I don't know if I can see him totally taking your crap. Hm, nah, actually, I bet Raphael is just really scared of you. I mean look at that meat tenderizer! It's almost as big as your head!
Ivaliny Report | 10/16/2008 4:07 pm
Ivaliny
I'm boooooored, Pastrix! Entertain me!
Ivaliny Report | 10/15/2008 12:28 pm
Ivaliny
What goodies are you making for Halloween, Pastrix? *steals gold*
Ivaliny Report | 10/04/2008 7:47 am
Ivaliny
Hey, Pastrix. Halloween is coming up. What are you going to do for it? Dress up? Bake some goodies? If so...we need to have a Halloween goodies bake-off or something. What do you say to that? O3O Please say yes!
Paul Kaufmann Report | 07/01/2008 1:13 pm
Paul Kaufmann
How is your house coming along, Pastrix? Have you started painting or decorating? In the meantime, where have you been living? Don't tell me in your car!! *gasp* ^^; That's where I've been living...in my car. --_-- I had to gather money to buy a shirt, because Glitchness didn't like looking at my muscles. PSH! If you need any help, i'll help for food. O3O
Ivaliny Report | 06/30/2008 3:46 pm
Ivaliny
Pooor poor, Raphael.
Paul Kaufmann Report | 06/30/2008 3:36 pm
Paul Kaufmann
HAHAHAAAAAAA! Pastrix, you crack me up, you crack me up!!! User Image
Ivaliny Report | 05/15/2008 2:31 pm
Ivaliny
Random comment of oh so much boredom!! D:

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Shut yer pie hole! DX

 
 
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RaphaelLeTrec
Pastrix
RaphaelLeTrec

It's a meat tenderizer, and you're the meat!

I love Raphael!

Raphael Looove Shrine

Wouldn't our babies look cute?