AboutHello, I'm Pastrix, the Pastry Chef of Doom!
I wasn't always derranged. I was once a poor black child (watch the Jerk, you jerks!). My life long dream was to become the best pastry chef in all the world, but my dream was tragically shattered to millions of pieces when the best Pastry school of Culinary Arts expelled me. I was furious! How could the school expell me for giving a professor a the best chocolate cream puff that he'd ever set his eyes upon. Hmm, of course, now that I think about it the cream puff was laced with cyanide. He cheated me on the sauces exam. Damn, b*****d gave me a B. WHAT? A B?! How could he have even thought up that grade! It was way better than Miss. Sarah Appleton. That stupid wench's sweets taste like crap. If only I had given HER the- *cough*
I'm sorry, I got carried away. The point is, the school crushed my dream, and they will all pay. Yes, Dean Anderson, watch your hairy, fat back...your morning donut is MINE! Stay on gaurd. Your asses are all mine.
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